Ymgve at 23:49, 2 February 2008

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<pre> *Addy-Corner 2
"Hey.. Bastard ! Gimme Rum !"
"No,Silva ! You've had enough.. "
"Gimme Rum,Bastard.. or I'll Kill ya!"
"Shut up,you stink!".."What do I ?!?
You want trouble,eh? Come on Bastard!"
"You won't stand a fight with me.."
"I won't? Draw your sword Asshole !"
"Croon,kick those Bastards out.."
"Yep,Captain!" CRASH !! "Croon !"
"He?","I Love you!","Oh,Shit!"..
"NO,I love YOU!".."WHERE AM I ?!?!"
"You wanna know,where you are ??
Har,Har,Har.. In PORT ROYAL !!"
"..man,ain't that Tortuga-Bay ?"
"No! It's Port Royal !".."Hmm,I was
fucking sure,we were in Tortuga!"
"Yes,really ?","Yes.. I thought so."
"Hmmm.. Damn ! Where am I ?? Where's
My Momma ?? NAVIGATOR !! Where the
hell are we ??","Ain't it La Vega ??"
"No !..I mean Yes ! Eehh NO! Shit!"
..so if,you're desorientated like our
Pirates,who don't care where they are
but where they find Gold.. Why Don't
you simply ask the other Corsairs,
and Buccaneers sitting here in the
TAVERN of SEAGODS ??
I'm pretty sure,you will find some
Renegades,you like to send bottles..
...or maybe someone you like to
start off a little coop-battle against
those Spanish-Wargalleons with.. P.S.:
If you wanna trade several things
(fe:Used Condoms,PVC-screw on Penis-
remakes,etc) look up the Denuciations!
So here is the first one:

(Addresses removed)

..Closing this Tavern we will give you
the name of the Glorious Winner of the
'Governors'-Wife-raping-Competition'
It's (How could it ever be another)
Galen of Trinomic,who did the best for
his condition extremely training with
his Birthday-Sexdoll for months..
The Wife of Governor Barilla looked
extremely ugly , but Galen spent pure
energy in fucking and not in being
disturbed by the large Pimples in her
ugly Face. So he proved to be the only
Maniac who was worth the title..
Due to winning this contest he may
call himself now:
Fucking-like-a-Beast-Galen /Trinomic
CONGRATULATIONS !! The second place
got captured by JTF of Sunrise who
told us,that his secret training-
method is fucking Pj-Dynamix on every
public-meeting.. he did not only look
like a beast,he also fucked like one,
but wasn't enough for the first place.
Sorry JTF ! The third place got to be
shared by two persons: Pussymaster/TNC
and PJ-Dynamix/CP.. they did full work
by fucking Barillas Wife together !
Pussymaster used his full experience
stimulating her Pussy,and PJ-D took
the rear-end.. their training consists
of fucking on Birthday-Partys in all
variations,they say..
Well, the Marathon-Torture should be
finished now.. so let's see if Croon
really managed to break the nonstop-
Torture-record:
"Croon !"..
"Croon !!"..
"Croon ?"
"Hey,Croon ! You can stop now ! You
broke the record !!"
"Must Torture ! Must Torture !! Argh!"
..unstoppable,but who cares ?
"Torture !! Yeeaaahh ! Torture !!"
O.k. Lights out.. the Tavern closes
now. Please don't forget:
Do never write the Handles of the
people,you met here,on the Mailbottle,
or they could get in fucking trouble
with some shitty Pirate-Hunters,O.k.?
"Torture ! He,he ! Die,Lacarte!Die !!"
"It's enough,Croon! You heard me ? It
Is enough !" "Pain,feel the pain!!"
We'd better let him alone now.. -Brix</pre>

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Ymgve at 23:49, 2 February 2008