Ymgve at 23:23, 2 February 2008

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<pre> *Tops and Flops (Charthell)

Just back from a megafight with the
guardian-ships of the Treasure-Fleet
anchoring infront of Havana I bring
you a secret list of the most wanted
Buccaneers and Smugglers.. ofcourse it
is not the only thing we got capturing
the Fleet... also tons of Gold are in
our hands till we change 'em in a very
large ammount of Rum-bottles and stuff
like that.. but read on,Maniac ! -->
As usual I wrote some words to the
Names , you shouldn't take too hard,
because they are meant as a little
Joke-comment and NOT as an offence or
even a War-declaration.. We actually
have enough Trouble with some rotty
Pirate-Hunters wanting our asses
hanging infront of the Governors House
..but no Way !! We're too smart for
this kind of seachilds.. we believe
in Jolly Roger,Gold,Cannons and Swords
..so believe us ! According to the
first Issue of our Pirate-Mag I have
to mention,that we changed the charts
again.. We took out those dull
average-charts.. furthermore a big
excuse to you for throwing the mail-
bottles containing the mag overboard
that late.. it was mainly caused by
my lazyness. Mag-editors know how hard
it is to keep counting all this Votes.
I must thank PJD,Flim Flam and A-Bomp
for doing this work for me. But now
let's take a look at the secret list..
The 10 most-wanted Cracking-crews
+------------------------------------+
| 1. Legend********* V: 556 [.1] |
| 2. Enigma......... V: 372 [.4] |
| 3. Illusion....... V: 309 [NE] |
| 4. Talent......... V: 189 [.2] |
| 5. Dominators..... V: 179 [.3] |
| 6. Image.......... V: 167 [.8] |
| 7. Hysteric....... V: 161 [NE] |
| 8. Arcade......... V: 126 [.6] |
: 9. Chromance...... V: 125 [NE] :
10. Triad.......... V: 108 [.7]
Still the LEGENDs rule the Cracking
scene by a large margin.. but it's
interesting to see some guys using
their ILLUSIONs to get away from the
TALENTed.
Nothing against them..but is it really
necessary to get HYSTERIC because some
guys have a better IMAGE than others ?
And if the CHROMANCErs go up like that
they'll reach No1 and probably should
rename to LUMINANCE because of their
pride-shining heads. Wiggle it..
The hardest-10 Demo-Crews
+------------------------------------+
| 1. Light********** V: 358 [.1] |
| 2. Crest.......... V: 336 [.4] |
| 3. Blackmail...... V: 285 [.3] |
| 4. Flash inc...... V: 273 [.2] |
| 5. Oxyron......... V: 229 [10] |
| 6. Censor......... V: 207 [NE] |
| 7. Fairlight...... V: 204 [.6] |
| 8. Faces.......... V: 185 [.5] |
: 9. Origo.......... V: 157 [.7] :
10. Offence........ V: 130 [NE]
Seems the LIGHT-products will soon be
captured and taken into the menu of
"CREST-light menus inc."..
BLACKMAIL really seems to BLACKMAIL
the voters,as they are staying on the
3rd place. The FLASH burnt the heads
of some men too hard.. causing them
to fall two places on place four.
The Krombacher-light-beer-guys should
be confused by Oxyrons Chart-attack,as
another crew plans a Chart-OFFENCE too
Attention:Faces slammed down 3 places!
The TOP-10 Info-Bottles (Mags)
+------------------------------------+
| 1. Brutal Recall** V: 631 [.1] |
| 2. Script......... V: 602 [.2] |
| 3. Shock.......... V: 374 [.3] |
| 4. Internal....... V: 239 [.5] |
| 5. Hotshot........ V: 224 [.4] |
| 6. Addy-Book...... V: 214 [.6] |
| 7. Corruption..... V: 133 [.8] |
| 8. Update......... V: 130 [.9] |
: 9. Bitmania....... V: 123 [.7] :
10. Genetic Dreams. V: 101 [NE]
Although the BRUTAL-RECALLers tell
that Script is the number-one,they're
still ruling..strange,or what ?
It seems messing around with
Biological Tricks really makes sense,
If you see some GENETIC DREAMerS
appear on the tenth place.. reminds
me to Ben Johnson,somehow.
Mafia-methods,like CORRUPTIONs seem to
work good aswell,as they were climbing
one place to place seven.
... but look at the single men:
+--------------------+
| The Top-5 Coders |
+--------------------+
1. Crossbow******** V: 154 [.3]
2. Zodiac.......... V: 138 [.1]
3. Flamingo........ V: 134 [.2]
4. Yabba........... V: 83 [.5]
5. Glasnost........ V: 78 [Ne]

Seems the guy with the CROSSBOW had
success:He shot down the FLAMINGO to#3
GLASNOST (Wodka) joined the charts..->
+------------------------+
| The raddest 5 Crackers |
+------------------------+
1. Powerplant****** V: 180 [.1]
2. Doc............. V: 82 [.2]
3. xxx............. V: 77 [.4]
4. Bod............. V: 74 [.3]
5. Chrysagon....... V: 72 [Ne]

CHRYSAGON starts a heavy attack on the
charts,as an Analphabetist rised one
place to kick BOD one place down.. ->
+-------------------------+
| The 5 best Flagpainters |
+-------------------------+
1. Hein Holt******* V: 130 [.1]
2. Ogami........... V: 113 [.2]
3. Dragon.......... V: 77 [NE]
4. Creeper......... V: 76 [.5]
5. Bizzmo.......... V: 60 [.3]

Hot entry ! DRAGON burnt BIZZMOS ass
to kick him to the last place,while a
CREEPER creeps up in his direction.-->
+----------------------+
| The 5 best Musicians |
+----------------------+
1. Jeroen Tel****** V: 177 [.1]
2. Drax............ V: 129 [.2]
3. Danko........... V: 118 [.5]
4. Guy Shavitt..... V: 97 [.4]
5. Reyn Ouvehand... V: 87 [.3]

As I imagined in Issue #1 DANKO smoked
a big Joint to lift up a bit.. will he
enter the Dungeons of DRAX soon ? ->
+------------------------+
| The 5 Hottest Swappers |
+------------------------+
1. RCS************* V: 96 [.1]
2. Aslive.......... V: 53 [.3]
3. Chotaire........ V: 49 [NE]
4. Baze............ V: 43 [.3]
5. Machine......... V: 28 [.2]

Machine,Machine.. what's up ? Out of
Fuel ? ASLIVE should get Alive to
prepare defeating Chotaire.. -->
+--------------------------+
| The 5 best Cover Stylers |
+--------------------------+
1. Elegance******** V: 129 [.1]
2. Cop............. V: 71 [.2]
3. Electric........ V: 43 [.3]
4. Exult........... V: 23 [NE]
5. Satan........... V: 22 [.5]

He,He ! everybody stayed on his place,
only DEATH got onto ELECTRIC's Chair
and got shocked outta the charthell-->
+----------------------------+
| The five most-cute D.M.O.s |
+----------------------------+
1. Wonderland IX.../CD V: 42 [NE]
2. Comalight 6./Oxyron V: 34 [NE]
3. Red Storm..../Triad V: 24 [NE]
4* Crest Light./Crest? V: 21 [NE]
4* Last Traktor III/HZ V: '' [NE]
5. ComaLight 5./Oxyron V: 15 [NE]

Hell no Demo managed it to stay in the
charts for one month. Sad but true.-->
+------------------+
| The 5 Best Games |
+------------------+
1. Creatures 2******** V: 39 [.1]
2. Gaunlet 3.......... V: 12 [NE]
3* Cool Croc Twins.... V: 9 [NE]
3* Turrican 2......... V: ' [.2]
4. Locomotion......... V: 8 [NE]

Too many fifth places to mention here,
only Turrican 2 and Creatures 2
survived the Chartbattle this month..
..And now introducing the last,least,
rottiest,unfairest,shittiest , let
me call it even the LAMEST chart ever
made.. the name tells it all:
LAMERCHARTS.. If you're feeling upset,
because you're listed here,think of
the fact,that we DON'T do the charts..
We only count what they give us,so no
excuse.. look at yourself and find out
why the people don't like you.

Just watch..

+-------------------------+
| The Masters of Lameness |
+-------------------------+
1* Morac*********** V: 14 [.1]
1* Voyage********** V: '' [NE]
2. Trinomic members V: 13 [NE]
3. LOA-members...... V: 9 [.3]

Place one as last time,but a smashing
New Entry on place 2 (Ed.:Hi,Holgi!)..
they voted for X-Tro,Galen and P.M.-->
..well,well sad thing,that guys are
declared as lamers,but it must have
a reason,and I know why I'd like to
vote one guy into the lamercharts of
other mags.. this guy knows That I
mean him.. and he also knows why!
Anyway I'm fair and don't talk shit
about others,without any reason..

Anyway,be told we don't cheat charts..
Believe us,or get a package with this
months Votesheets... -Brix</pre>

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Ymgve at 23:23, 2 February 2008