Ymgve at 23:25, 2 February 2008

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<pre> *Interview

Yes, again we were on a worldwide sail
and the strong winds brought us to
friendly waters. But since we are
pirates we thought about plundering
something. And we found the Trinomic
island,on which we tortured the owners
GALEN/TNC and PUSSYMASTER/TNC, while
the rest of the buccaneers plundered
the island. Croon used his battle-axe
and all his powers to let them answer.
The names of people are changed into:

*[?] is the sign for a questioner

*[!] is the sign for an answerer

*PJD is a shorten form for PJ Dynamix!

*GLN is something like Galen.

*PSY is the name for Pussymaster...
So here we go...
Croon is swinging his battle-axe and
PJD asked the first question....

[?]PJD: Pussymaster, would you please
describe Galen.
[!]PSY: Looks ugly, has no hair on his
chest, no orderly shoes,....
Galen shows his chest and there are
some hairs, really...
[!]PSY: ..They are only sticked, short
hair, you may think he is a
nazi.
Galen tried to say something...

[!]PJD: You can say something, it will
be recorded.
[?]GLN: May I please describe him now?
[!]PJD: No, pussy, go on. Tell us
something about his haircolor,
eyescolor and if there is
something in his nose, ha!
[!]PSY: Haircolor, I mean, the light
falsifies it all a bit,I would
say, blond, perhaps?
Yes,ok green? That was the
eyecolor, and what else.
Hair on his arms? Or should I
only mention them...
[!]PJD: He is white and non colored!
[!]GLN: Correct!

[!]PJD: Ok, now Galen please tell us
about Pussymaster..
[!]GLN: Pussymaster, ok. Micro stature
looks like 'Kloeckner von
Nothredame', platt food,
rake nose, classes in his face
direct over both eyes, strange
eh? Yes, ok, the head is a bit
long, has spastical moments in
every minute, haircolors dark
brown and eyecolor is red with
violet points...
[!]PJD: No, serious,...
[!]GLN: Really, red with violet pionts
[!]PSY: Don't spin around, man!
[!]GLN: Ok, green!
[?]PJD: Green?
[!]PSY: When he says so..
[?]PJD: What of that was true?
[!]GLN: Really?
[!]PJD: Yop.
[!]GLN: It was not true, I'm totally
good looking....
[!]PSY: Pimples, pimples...
[!]GLN: Pimples are german and by the
way, they show, that I'm
potent..
But in average it was true,
how he described me....
[!]PSY: Ok, I mean, I never looked in
a mirror, but I believe in me
to look quite good!

[?]PJD: Now Galen, tell me about your
weight, size,...
[!]GLN: I'm about 178 cm tall and my
weight is 53 kg. I'm an good
electrician.
[?]PJD: No girlfriend?
[!]GLN: No girlfriend.
[!]PJD: Tell me yours, Pussymaster!
[!]PSY: Weight between 60-70 kg and
I'm 180 cm tall.
[?]PJD: Girlfriend?
[!]PSY: Much...
[!]PJD: Really? Details!
[!]PSY: Nicole: 90-60-90, ....

[?]PJD: Your dicksize?
[!]GLN: I don't know, just test it.
[!]PJD: Ha,ha,ha. He holds his fingers
in a 2cm distance and will
soon tell us a cheated result.
[!]GLN: In 'erected' lenght: 12 cm
and normal just the half of
it.
[!]PSY: When he has 12cm, I have the
double of it.
[!]PJD: 24 cm, quite ok.

[?]PJD: Yes, you are both in Trinomic
and Galen is the leader and he
should tell us something about
the crew.
[!]GLN: TRINOMIC-SUPER GROUP (ED.:Ha!)
Will soon reach the tops, I'm
sure, yes 19 people today, in
5 countries, what is missing
are cracker...
[!]PSY: And Comic Pirates...
[!]GLN: Ah, yes, we need someone for
cleaning the toilets..
[!]PJD: No, you must rudder on the
pirates-ship.
[!]GLN: What, I'll be cannonier on the
ship. 6,3,1. (Ed.: Result of
the shooting compo in the garden...)
[!]PJD: Yes, after 10 days of hard
training. (GLN: 6 points, PJD:
3 points and Croon 1 point..)
[!]PSY: One week holidays on the ship
of the pirates...
[!]PJD: Soon,...
[?]PJD: A complete memberlist, or is
it to hard for you without any
written help?
[!]PSY: In alphabethic order. Start
with 'z'. Zack, zack, zack!
[!]GLN: Stop talking...
[!]PJD: Without paper...
[!]GLN: Galen, Macho, Firewalker,
Gorefest, Ritchi, Pussymaster,
X-Tro, Curly Sue, -Bupp,bupp
[!]PJD: Ha,ha,ha,ha
[!]GLN: ,...Kik, Dr. Loot, Gordon,
Mystic, Kuga, Mr. Legal, Magic
Gofa, NDC, that's it...
[?]PSY: 19, or not?
[!]GLN: That were 19.

[?]PJD: Your political attitude?
[!]GLN: Skinheads and Rights are to
left for me. Healthy middle!
Depending on the situation,
Sometimes I'm more right and
sometimes more left...
[!]PJD: But nice short hair you have!
[!]GLN: Yes, looks nice on me!
[?]PJD: NOP. And your attitude?
[!]PSY: I don't have one! Green, ok!
Left and right not.

[?]PJD: Now something about your
equipment?
[!]GLN: I have a printer (Star LC-10),
two floppies and two C64's
[?]PJD: Without your light-shit. Discs
how many?
[!]GLN: A nice TV and 400 discs, legal
240-250 discs.
[?]PSY: Two C64's, an ugly cartridge,
two floppies, Epson LQ-400
(is a printer), few joysticks,
a huge amount of discs and a
monintor and TV.
[!]PJD: As you know: Galen is now the
proud owner of the sexdoll,
which was a present by us in
Comic Pirates and you. Do you
know about him testing her?
[!]PSY: I don't know, but I can
imagine, that he rides a few
hours on her...
[!]PJD: Yes, have you, or not?
[!]GLN: Yesno. Always, when I come
into the action-phase, the air
comes out. It's shitty..
[!]PJD: Yes, than you have to insert
the stopper correct.
[!]GLN: I inserted it correct, it
flies always out.

[?]PJD: Imagine you are HE-MAN, what
would you change in the world
or in the scene?
[!]GLN: I would use that chance of
mega strong muscles to cheat
myself to the top of a state.
That means, that I will be a
dictator and I'll force all of
the Pirates.
[!]PJD: No chance. Take a closer look
at Croon, ha, ha!
[!]GLN: Ok. I don't force any pirate!
[?]PJD: Do you have something,you want
make then, if there is some-
thing left?
[!]PSY: I don't read much comix and so
I don't know what HE-MAN is!
[!]PJD: HE-Man is strong and he has
the power..
[!]PSY: I have no idea.

[?]PJD: Ok, Galen. You told me , that
Death/Hitman is the boyfriend
of one of your members. You
seem to worry about that, tell
us why?
[!]GLN: He tried to get in couple with
Curly Sue..
[?]PSY: Tried, is that still over?
[!]GLN: Now he has her, and that is
the shit, that's because I'm
so angry.
[?]PJD: So you as a leader must know
her age? Say it!
[!]GLN: She is 12 1/2 and Death is
17 years old. I think the
people reading this could
think the rest.
[!]PSY: You are 21 and she is 12 1/2,
whouw!
[?]PJD: And you wanted her to be your
girlfriend? That would be 8
and a half years difference!
[!]GLN: This fix to her was...
[!]PSY: Standard, standard,...

PJD, Croon and Pussy laughing....

[!]GLN: Pussy took the word out of my
mouth.
[?]PJD: Yes, I mean, that would be a
strange difference?
[!]GLN: That may be, but we need not
discutate, that my character
is better that the one from
Death.
Croon an Pussymaster wispering some-
thing....

[?]PJD: What have you said there?
[!]PSY: KF!
[!]PJD: KF? Kidsfucker! Ha, ha!
[!]PSY: Ha, ha, ha!
[!]PJD: Yoh, I won a price!
[!]PSY: That were 10 condoms from
Pussymaster!
[!]PJD: Thanx.
[?]PJD: Tell me about your hobbies!
[!]PSY: Drinking, Volleball and
soccer, knocking people down,
that's fun for me.
[!]GLN: Yes, mine is sexdoll riding!
Fucking, that is my sport,..
[!]PSY: ...with dolls or animals!

[?]PJD: How would you describe a lamer
[!]GLN: A lamer is one, who has no
plan, but wants to talk about
everywhere. Correct, Pussy?
[!]PSY: I don't know.

[!]PJD: Enough craptalk, let us start
brainrushing. Galen should
start, than you..
[?]PSY: And what about him?

(Ed.: He ment the axe-swinging Croon!)

[!]PJD: No Croon is here to kill you
in the moment, when a wrong
word will leave your mouth.
[?]PJD: Best Demo-group? Without
Trinomic and Comic Pirates!
[!]PSY: Shit,I would say Comic Pirates
[!]PJD: Thanks
[!]GLN: Crest.
[!]PSY: Light.
[?]PJD: Cracking Group?
[!]GLN: Legend.
[!]PSY: Illusion.
[?]PJD: Game?
[!]GLN: Ninja triology.
[!]PSY: Commando.
[?]PJD: Demo?
[!]GLN: Living chips.
[!]PSY: Cosmail.
[?]PJD: Cloth?
[!]GLN: Nice combinations.
[!]PSY: Cult cloth.
[?]PJD: Coder.
[!]GLN: Flamingo
[!]PSY: Yabba.
[?]PJD: Cracker?
[!]GLN: Powerplant.
[!]PSY: Chrysagon.
[?]PJD: Swapper?
[!]GLN: Bissop.
[!]PSY: Incubus.
[?]PJD: Drink?
[!]GLN: Beer.
[!]PSY: One box beer! Krombacher beer
and turbo-drinks..
[?]PJD: Musican.
[!]GLN: JCH.
[!]PSY: Bappalander.

[?]PJD: A neat spell you want to say?
[!]GLN: I'm not a boy for one night,
I want to be captured.
[!]PJD: Your spell, you can say
Comic Pirates are pure cult!
[!]PSY: Comic Pirates are pure cult,
so now I'll get 1000 DM.
[!]PJD: No, that was a joke... ha,ha!
[!]PSY: Asshole!

[?]PJD: Tell me about your nicknames?
[!]GLN: Pussymaster is titled: Vagina!
[?]PJD: And yours?
[!]GLN: Holgi, or boss!
[!]PSY: Usual we call him asshole!
[!]GLN: Drunkard.

[?]PJD: What do you think about wars
in the scene?
[!]GLN: If someone has an opinion, he
must be prepared to execute
that with fighting...

[?]PJD: Any friends in the scene.
[!]GLN: Comic Pirates and all Trinomic
members. JTF/Sunrise. And all
my contacts, ofcause.
[!]PSY: Also all my contacts and PP.
'Piraten-Pack'.
[!]PJD: Thanks.
[!]PSY: Please...

[?]PJD: Ok, I think that should be
enough now. Any last words to
my radio, then speak now!
[!]GLN: See you in a better world.
(Ed. Galen doesn't know, that a radio
can't see...)
[!]PSY: Comic Pirates rules.
[!]PJD: Nice.
[!]PSY: Nice, eh? But costs you again
some money.
[!]GLN: Don't start something with
girls!
[?]PJD: What are you? Homosexual?
[!]GLN: No, I don't mean usual girls,
I mean girls like Curly Sue.
[!]PJD: That's is, best thanks.
[!]Gln+PSY: Hey, yo, bye....

Well, after a phonecall from Galen,
we had to delete most of the text. And
finally we did, because we don't want
to be the responsible persons for
coming wars. Normally we would print
all spoken texts, but Galen got some
phonecalls and that was before we gave
this interview out. Maybe the text on
the cassette would cause some wars,
but we aren't interessted in causing
any wars, so I deleted all the text.
Just the best bytes, I had to cut out,
but that's not my fault. Blame Galen!

Ok. If you want to get interviewed,
contact me. You can fill in a sheet,
see me on a party or call me for crazy
live-interviews. Just Dial: XXXXXXXXXX
and ask for XXXXXXX.
-PJD</pre>

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