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<p><b>New page</b></p><div><pre> *Inaugurations<br />
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Sail Ho,Buccaneers !!<br />
Welcome to the 2nd Issue of Network..<br />
Although a special guy thought that<br />
Issue #01 will be the first and also<br />
the last Issue (Ed.: Hi,Holgi!),we<br />
finally managed to give you this one..<br />
As always with some nasty Stories of<br />
Piracy and the usual (?) crap.<br />
Well,we're just coming back from a<br />
Battle somewhere near Tortuga and we<br />
plumdered so many Bottles of pure RUM,<br />
that we're forced to drink,till our<br />
stomach grows like the one hanging<br />
in front of our pirate 'A-Bomp'..<br />
Perhaps it will even grow to the size<br />
of Helmut Kohls.. Ahhh ! What an<br />
incredible nightmare ! Would be<br />
something like Grandpa 'Francis Drake'<br />
or perhaps.. Imagine yourself.<br />
<br />
But swing your cannon to the right and<br />
read on..<br />
*During the making of this Issue we<br />
needed:<br />
<br />
*Many gallons of Salt-Water for the<br />
slaves ruddering our ship..<br />
(We promised them normal 'not-making-<br />
any-thirst-water,if they work faster)<br />
<br />
*5 totally broken-down Copy-shop-<br />
owners.<br />
<br />
<br />
*10 tons of plundered Gold to pay the<br />
uncauntable ammount of Votesheets..<br />
<br />
*Rum.<br />
<br />
*5 or 6 loads of Cannonballs for our<br />
Guns (We fired them at those fucking<br />
Copy-shop-owners,who didn't want to<br />
see ANY Network-Votesheet anymore).<br />
<br />
..read on !<br />
<br />
*During the making of this Mag we also<br />
produced some thing like:<br />
<br />
*About 1 Kilo of wasted Chips-Bags.<br />
<br />
*Uncountable nerve-sick Greenpeace-<br />
Members,who were forced to pick all<br />
the empty Mail-Bottles out of the<br />
Sea.<br />
<br />
*Many emty Coke and Beer-Cans for<br />
"Fred's Junk-Yard".<br />
*8000 hours of hard work for "Harry's<br />
Ferry-repair-service".<br />
<br />
*An extremely depressed Defense-<br />
Minister.(We sank all of his ships)<br />
<br />
*Large Telekom-phonebills.<br />
<br />
*A Dutch-Border-checkpoint flooded<br />
with stinking spit-out Food from Brix<br />
<br />
<br />
*Another totally UNinteresting thing<br />
are the Credits for this mag..<br />
You have to understand,that they are<br />
necesssary,because we simply HAVE to<br />
Blame someone for it..<br />
<br />
*Credits for the Intro:<br />
<br />
*Coded by PJ Dynamix, with grafix from<br />
him and Flim Flam.<br />
Music by BRIAN of GRAFITTY!<br />
<br />
*Credits for the part...<br />
<br />
*Coded by PJ Dynamix, with grafix by<br />
Flim Flam and music by KRISTIAN<br />
R0ST0EN, bla, bla, bla....<br />
<br />
<br />
*Credits for the magazine...<br />
<br />
*Coded by PJ Dynamix, with grafix by<br />
Flim Flam and music by SCORTIA of<br />
STARION. Loader-system by Vortex and<br />
Text by BRIX, FLIM FLAM AND the<br />
captain PJ Dynamix, bla, bla, bla.<br />
(still alive, dude?)<br />
<br />
<br />
Puh ! Boring Credits,or what ??<br />
Just try to survive the following<br />
Chapters..<br />
<br />
Weigh the anchor and hoist the sails !<br />
<br />
-Brix</pre></div>Ymgve