Ymgve at 23:28, 2 February 2008

2008-02-02T23:28:53Z

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<pre> *Contact-Tavern.. second Bar.

Come over nasty Boy.. You wanna hear
some more stories from other High-sea-
Maniacs ?!? Here in this corner is
another Bar filled with more hardy Men
waiting for a partner to join their
crew or a man to swap Bottles with.
So swing your wood-leg on a Bar-chair
and take a look at the scruffy guys
talking about seamen's storys..
Look.. these are some of the guys:

(Addresses removed)

..now I'll give you some adressses
from some buccaneers who are crewless
or who sail under a covered Flag,so
they didn't write their current group
on the votesheet,or something like
that..

So let's take a look at these guys..

(Addresses removed)

Last Hour !!

Drink your last Rum and ready yourself
to exit the Tavern , coz the door will
be closed soon..
By the way.. we always like to buy
plundered Rum at low prices,so don't
be silly.. talk to the Barkeeper and
empty your hold. Now I'll give you
the winner of our throw-the-Bottle-
into-the-Sea-Competition: It is..
..the one and only Captain James T.
Kirk,who came here by mistake..
he will get 2 Tons of pure old Pirate-
time Rum for him and the Crew,of the
Enterprise.. maybe he will wreck his
ship on the Moon,after he had a deep
look into the Rum-glass.. By,the way:
He told us,that the Earth is a Ball..
Ha,Ha ! Funny thing,isn't it ? Well,
Nevermind. The next time we will give
you another amazing show for your
entertainment.. that will be when we
captured the Governors' Ship..
We will show you the one and only
Governor of Tortuga.. Naked !!
I promise you,it will be very funny,
when we force him to do a coooool
Striptease.. HAR,HAR ! ...also watch
the Governors'-Wife-raping-competition
happening right here in the 'Tavern of
seagods'.. straight after the Strip-
tease.. Long Live the Piracy !!!
-Brix</pre>

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Ymgve at 23:28, 2 February 2008