Ymgve at 23:11, 2 February 2008

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<pre> *Tops and Flops (Charts)

Well , this seems to be the standard-
chapter since the first mag,so we were
held to do the charts a bit different.
So,at the end of all usual charts,
you'll see a few strange values,taken
by the amount of votes,divided by the
amount of votesheets we got..so you'll
see how many votes the 'CHARTers' got
in the average. I use to give my
personal comment to the charts and
this comments consist of dull jokeys
most times. If you feel attacked,don't
take it so hard , nor prove to be a
child.. we're adults , are we ?
O.k.,before I start the charts,I have
to stress,that WE DON'T CHEAT CHARTS !
If you don't believe us , we'll send
you the whole bunch of votesheets to
count yourself.. As a result of too
less votesheets,the charts in this 1st
Issue may look a bit inobjective , but
with your help we'll do better next-->
time,I hope. So please don't stop
filling out , spreading and sending
back our votesheets (filled of course)
hotter and better than ever..
We really need it to become a Mag
that YOU want to read..

Furthermore we are also interested in
Critics !! Don't care.. we'll take it
easy and as a try to help us in our
job.. but now let's really start
off that charts.. -->
The Top-10 Cracking-crews
+------------------------------------+
| 1. Legend********* V: 282 [--] |
| 2. Talent......... V: 217 [--] |
| 3. Dominators..... V: 193 [--] |
| 4. Enigma......... V: 126 [--] |
| 5. Illusion....... V: 125 [--] |
| 6. Arcade-Deadline V: 91 [--] |
| 7. Triad.......... V: 83 [--] |
| 8. Image.......... V: 68 [--] |
: 9. Brutal......... V: 67 [--] :
10. Hysteric....... V: 63 [--]
..the brutal truth for BRUTAL:
the nineth place only.. but look at
the guys on the 10th place getting
even HYSTERIC !!!
DOMINATORS do not dominate the charts,
as their name could promise.. maybe
they leave the hard work of dominating
to the LEGENDs... and since Dominators
,Talent and Legend lead by a wide
margin,place No.1 is still an illusion
for the ILLUSIONists.. Well,just see
what will happen. Spotlight for:
The Top-10 Demo-Groups
+------------------------------------+
| 1. Light********** V: 257 [--] |
| 2. Flash inc...... V: 231 [--] |
| 3. Blackmail...... V: 206 [--] |
| 4. Crest.......... V: 184 [--] |
| 5. Faces.......... V: 143 [--] |
| 6. Fairlight...... V: 121 [--] |
| 7. Origo.......... V: 98 [--] |
| 8. Beyond Force... V: 94 [--] |
: 9. Antic.......... V: 93 [--] :
10. Oxyron......... V: 72 [--]
LIGHT are glowing on place number one,
but they are strictly followed by
the guys who are still glowing aswell
after a huge Lightning FLASHed into
their Brains..
And as a BLACKMAILing group
Blackmailed the opinion of many
sceners with a Dutch Breeze they are
following on the 3rd place..
BEYOND expectations do some FORCES,as
they will soon be passed by some of
those ANTIC-guys.. do you know Max ??
..i mean: The TOP-10 Mags
+------------------------------------+
| 1. Brutal Recall** V: 313 [--] |
| 2. Script......... V: 210 [--] |
| 3. Shock.......... V: 170 [--] |
| 4. Hotshot........ V: 116 [--] |
| 5. Internal....... V: 111 [--] |
| 6. Addy-Book...... V: 92 [--] |
| 7. Bitmania....... V: 77 [--] |
| 8. Corruption..... V: 70 [--] |
: 9. Update......... V: 68 [--] :
10. Explorer....... V: 46 [--]
Yo ! Seems that EXPLORER is exploring
the charts,but they have to see a real
Horror-Scene:Corruptions,Bitmanias and
guys being absolutely SHOCKed by a
BRUTAL RECALL telling them not being
the number-one.. Horrible Scene,if you
ask me.. ,but since noone asks me..
Buueeeeehh ! ..sniff !
.. since noone asks me I'll give you
the next Tops now:

-->
+--------------------+
| The Top-5 Coders |
+--------------------+
1. Zodiac********** V: 111 [--]
2. Flamingo........ V: 93 [--]
3. Crossbow........ V: 86 [--]
4. Tron............ V: 29 [--]
5. Yabba........... V: 28 [--]

Zodiac seems to be horrifying the
Coders,while somebody tries to shoot
FLAMINGOs using a CROSSBOW.. Bah! -->
+--------------------+
| The Top-5 Crackers |
+--------------------+
1. Powerplant****** V: 56 [--]
2. Doc............. V: 39 [--]
3. Bod............. V: 37 [--]
4. XXX............. V: 25 [--]
5. Dogfriend....... V: 24 [--]

Oooh! Powerplant has many Watts now!!
Seems that Dogfriend hunts the guy,who
still Can't do a signature on No.5! ->
+------------------------+
| The 5 best Graphicians |
+------------------------+
1. Hein Holt******* V: 80 [--]
2. Ogami........... V: 78 [--]
3. Bizzmo.......... V: 57 [--]
4. Gotcha.......... V: 51 [--]
5. Creeper......... V: 38 [--]

Hein Holt is still fucking his Pixels
on the 1st, While Gotcha defeats a
Creeper to stay on place four.. -->
+----------------------+
| The 5 best Musicians |
+----------------------+
1. Jeroen Tel****** V: 111 [--]
2. Drax............ V: 74 [--]
3. Reyn Ouvehand... V: 60 [--]
4. Guy Shavitt..... V: 55 [--]
5. Danko........... V: 41 [--]

Reyn Ouvehand should be on Top and
Danko should be higher too (take a big
Joint !!).Where's the Bappalander ? ->
+------------------------+
| The 5 Hottest Swappers |
+------------------------+
1. RCS************* V: 59 [--]
2. Machine......... V: 28 [--]
3* Aslive.......... V: 27 [--]
3* Baze............ V: 27 [--]
4. Incubus......... V: 25 [--]
5. Bizarre......... V: 18 [--]

Machine should drink more Oil to get
on RCS' high place... or what ?? -->
+----------------------------+
| The 5 best Cover-Designers |
+----------------------------+
1. Elegance******** V: 73 [--]
2. Cop............. V: 28 [--]
3. Electric........ V: 22 [--]
4. Death........... V: 15 [--]
5. Satan........... V: 14 [--]

God! Is ELEGANCE the only-one who can
do Covers ?! DEATH is also near his
name.Will he visit the SATAN soon? -->
+----------------------------+
| The five most-cute D.M.O.s |
+----------------------------+
1. Spoiled Rotten*/SLC V: 20 [--]
2. 3rd Stone..../Triad V: 18 [--]
3* Deep........./Pride V: 15 [--]
3* Legoland 2...../FLT V: '' [--]
3* Lunacy......./Antic V: '' [--]
4. Elysion....../Origo V: 13 [--]
5. Partytrap.../Beyond V: 10 [--]

Huge amount of 3rd places,or what? -->
+------------------+
| The 5 Best Games |
+------------------+
1. Creatures 2******** V: 27 [--]
2. Turrican 2......... V: 22 [--]
3. Last Ninja 3....... V: 14 [--]
4* Giana-Sisters...... V: 10 [--]
4* Ninja-Rabbits...... V: '' [--]
4* Tetris............. V: '' [--]
4* Turrican........... V: '' [--]
5. Addams Family...... V: 9 [--]
(Ed. Where are the Pirates ?!?)
Sail Ho !! This chart is one of
the real Highlights.. It gives the
stuff for many conversations ,
conflicts , Mail-Bombs , threatening-
letters , etc. All those (exept the
Mail-Bombs) are perfect to send into
our Letter-Box , so send us your
opinion about it. By the way:
"Hey,Per ! You're right , everyone
started as a Lamer,but some Guys are
fully in Buisness and still behave
like a Child - Lame ,or what?" -->
So here they are:The Vote-results for:
+-------------------------+
| The Masters of Lameness |
+-------------------------+
1* Morac*********** V: 10 [--]
1* Isch-Crew******* V: 10 [--]
2. Antichrist...... V: 8 [--]
3. Frank /LOA....... V: 7 [--]

..hope they won't be too upset !!
(Ed. why L.O.A ?) Too many 4th and
5th Places to type in here.. -->
And now as i promised the average-
voted votes.. without Comment !!
I'll only give you the average-votes
of the first three Groups and for
the last group which came into the
Charts , the single guys and Demos
are only 5 votes,so I'll give you only
the 1st,the 2nd and the last place.
The higher the ammount , the higher
the place the Subject reached.

Let's go: -->
Cracking-Groups

1. Legend................. 6.8
2. Talent................. 5.2
3. Dominators............. 4.7

10.Hysteric............... 1.5

-->

Demo-Groups

1. Light.................. 6.3
2. Flash inc.............. 5.6
3. Blackmail.............. 5.0

10.Oxyron................. 1.8

-->

Discmags

1. Brutal Recall.......... 7.6
2. Script................. 5.1
3. Shock.................. 4.1

10.Explorer............... 1.1

-->

Single Coders

1. Zodiac................. 2.7
2. Flamingo............... 2.2

5. Yabba.................. 0.7

-->

Single Crackers

1. Powerplant............. 1.4
2. Doc.................... 1.0

5. Dogfriend.............. 0.6

-->

Graphicians

1. Hein Holt.............. 2.0
2. Ogami.................. 1.9

5. Creeper................ 0.9

-->

Musicians

1. Jeroen Tel............. 2.7
2. Drax................... 1.8

5. Danko.................. 1.0

-->

Swappers

1. RCS.................... 1.4
2. Machine................ 0.7

5. Bizarre................ 0.4

-->

Cover-Designers

1. Elegance............... 1.8
2. Cop.................... 0.7

5. Satan.................. 0.3

-->

Demos

1. Spoiled Rotten/Silicon. 0.5
2. 3rd Stone../Triad...... 0.4

5. Party Trap/Beyond Force 0.2

-->

Games

1. Creatures 2............ 0.7
2. Turrican 2............. 0.5

5. Addams Family.......... 0.2

-->

Lamers

1* Morac.................. 0.24
1* Isch-Crew.............. 0.24
2. Antichrist............. 0.19
3. Frank/LOA.............. 0.17

This time more exact values,because
the values were very similar.
I also put in all places,because there
were only three.. -->
O.k. this was all for this month.

I hope (not again!!) that you enjoyed

this charts.. Over and out.

-Brix</pre>

Network 01 Tops and Flops - Revision history

Ymgve at 23:11, 2 February 2008