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<pre> *BRUTAL party 26.-28.06'92
Tranebjerg/Denmark

Fri 26.06
At 1600 cet I caught Dense at the
train station. At 1900 the match
against Denmark started, in the break
we fetched The Cult. Right after the
0:2 we went off for the party. Because
of an organizing mistake we had to
drive to Neumuenster (Nyarla's home
town) to fetch 50 issues of Germany's
favourite paper mag MILESTONE which
was supposed to hang around behind
Nyarlas trash can (...) but of course
it was NOT there. Sure was a hell of
fun for the neighbours to have some
weirdos lame around between their
trash cans at 0200 in the morning.
Dense and I changed places sometimes
so we made it safely to the village
where the ferry was supposed to leave.
We arrived there at 0400, some Amiga
guys were already there (sleeping).
Sat 27.06
We had no space reservated on the
ferry, so we had to say good bye to
our car. Was a hell of a job to carry
my beer stock, I was unable to lift it
alone. The invitation sheet promised
a free shuttle service from the ferry
station to the party place, of course
there was NO BUS AT ALL. A taxi for 6
persons costed 2$ each. At the
entrance we met Street Tuff who showed
us his stamp so that we could fake it.
Hard to say how many people were
present, guess some 100 in the 64
hall and twice as much in the Amiga
hall (2700, haha). Quite a heap of
starshines: Erotyc, Amidi Girl, Akay,
The Cult, Nyarla and me. The usual
crap, hanging around, lots of alcohol,
fun and NO COMPUTERS. I still don't
understand how people travel 1000 kms
just to sit in front of their screens.
Later the day Akay, Odin, Nyarla, The
Cult and I went to the beach, some
REALLY NICE chicks there. In the
evening Akay and some others got a
phone line fixed so we could freak
around a little. When it got dark I
had already drunk up to my limit, but
still some drinking games were to be
survived. Next morning I found myself
lying under a table and went outside
to sleep some more hours. When I woke
up I felt VERY sick.

Sun 28.06
VERY VERY sick indeed. Till 1500 I
was quite down. During the night
someone had crashed through a ceiling
window, broke through a wardrobe
frame and had to consult a hospital.
Until the competitions nothing
outstanding happened. Competition
results are well known.

Mon 29.06
Around lunch time we ordered a taxi
and went back to the ferry. Back on
the continent, we went to Nyarlas
home to copy some wares and RELAX a
little. Back home we didn't feel like
starting something (was already 2200
anyway) so we just went to sleep
(Dense stayed at my place).
Thatsit.

A word about the ORGANIZATION...
Sure you read the invitation sheet,
not a word of it was true.
There was proclaimed, that there were
shops, which should be open 24 hours a
day. Also there was not cleaning
commando all the three days.
The prices at the competition wepe not
so high as written in the note-files
and on the invitation-sheet.
But we did the best, we could have
done on that party and there were nice
chicks and that was not the only
positive to go there.All in all it was
cooool! signed:[anonym]
*Trimomic Birthday Party

Saturday 15.08'92
At a time about one o'clock Croon took
off the catch A-Bomp with his car and
at the same time I (PJD) went off to
pick up Brix! We all came together at
my place and tested a bit ny genius
"Fun-Maker" (The fun-maker is a old
pirates gun and it's very nice to
shoot with it!

We packed our sea-sacks and went off
at a time about 16 o'clock to meet our
friends at the Paderborn trainstation!

With two cars and Pirates-flags in the
backwindow we felt very happy!
I (my head was covered with a black
scraf and my eyes looked through my
sun-glasses! I used my cutted army-
trouser to cover my genitals, while
my comic pirates shirt felt very warm
under my undervest....) used my
platoon-chain to look a bit more angry
and loaded our goods on my ship!
My baseball-head-former in the trunk
of my Ford Fiesta special, the 9mm
shoot-gun in my front depot to reach
it, the fun-maker on the backseat,
the network-pardey-bag on the other
backseat and Brix to my right-side on
the frontseats.
Croon also took his baseball-stick to
have some fun on the party. He also
covered his head with a cloth and he
also used his sunglasses.
With A-Bomp on the right-side we were
able to start sailing away!

On the highway the other car-drivers
had some fun watching those pirates-
cars driving like mad ones....
But it was fun to show some foreigners
the 9mm head-hunter and they were
really shocked when I opened my
window to salute them.... Ha, ha, ha!

So after one hour mad driving we were
present at the Paderborn train-station
to shake our hands with:
-JTF/Sunrise
-Executor/Barfly
-Joyce/Aztec
and that drunkard Rollmops...

So we tried to find a shop to eat
something and finally we found one,
but as all thought that the shop must
have an own salt-factory in the
garden the meal was not that delicious
but Pirates are hard to beat, so we
all are still alive....

At about six o'clock we arrived at the
party-place and I prepared my Fun-
Maker to prove we were there....

I've shaked hands with Galen/Trinomic
who was the party-organizer, my old
drunkard Pussymaster/TNC, Bigfoot/Tnc
and Galens sisters (16? & 19 years!)
Galen was still 20 years and so our
present was in the car at this moment!

Everyone could see X-Tro and Mr.Legal
having fear, coz of some lameness and
Croon and I promised them to design
their heads a bit. But who cares
about those little children....

After some beers, we got more and
more happy to know that we could sleep
there....
Our beer-killer A-Bomp had some fun
with Bigfoot, filling him up!
(Why Bigfoot, his shoe-size is 44 and
I still have 46 1/2. So i called him
Microfoot.)
Galens sisters did a nice job serving
the drinks and food.
At 11 o'clock we stood up to
terrorize the neighbourhood and we
succeed very weel. Nearly every house
flamed light to see who caused those
explosions. It was my Fun-Maker....
Later JTF,Joyce and Brix destroyed a
street-lamp and it dropped on the head
which belongs to Joyce...

After ca.30 min the police came to
pick up those pals who made that
terror in the night, but they couldn't
find the right one....
Rollmops drunk too much and felt
asleep very early.
The second drunkard was Bigfoot, who
drunk as less than A-Bomp and he used
to tackle with the table and a little
tree.... So Galen brought his to his
place to relax from the drinking-
contest with A-Bomp....

Croon the old savage used to compair
my ass with the one from Galens 19
years old sister and she bite him in
his hand. So Croon's hand was bloody
for a neat time.
Joyce was next to search for a bed.

At 00.13 Croon opened his car to pick
our present, covered in an Kellogs-
Frosties-Package.
Galen opened it and found a vote-sheet
with the blind letters "1024 Vote-
sheets for you to spread" on it!
Galen looked a bit surprised, when he
took the sheet out of it, because he
thought of everything else, than...

The Ultimative Sex-Doll.....!

So we joked a bit around and I started
showing my undertrouser and my 'tits'!
The executor followed and we showed
nearly everything....

Croon concentrated on his last powers
to climb up the stairs and felt into
the bed very fast...

I asked someone if he saw Croon and
Galens old sister offered me to show
me the place where he is...
After we found him we went to her
place... I was a bit drunk and had no
plan, what she expected to do with me!

Yes, she wanted to get fucked and I
tried to do my best... But my only
security-man was Croon, having all
10 condoms in his sleep-bag, so I've
started without...
She opened my trouser and damaged it
a bit. As we were a bit undressed, we
started with the usual crap, when
the door-button was pressed and a
serious voice said: "Open the door".

With the fast dress routine we were
dressed quite fast...
It was Galen at the door and the
moment his sister opened the door she
got a beat into the face...
I was shocked for a while and layed on
the bed for a while...
The moment I came out all pals looked
at me like I may be an alien...
JTF was angry about Galen destroying
our sex-party, but I think I would
not have fucked her without a condom..

All in all I haven't seen her the
whole last hours..

I was a bed-mate of Pussymaster and
we simulated a fuck in the dark of the
unlighted room... Everyone thought we
really did it....
I felt asleep.........
The next morning....

I woke up at 8 o'clock, because X-Tro
tried to escape from his lameness and
his father picked him up to go home...
(ED. Sesamstrasse am Sonntag?)

Later we got breakfast and I thought
about a nice shower...

So I took a shower and sat down in
the garden to smoke my morning joint!
Also Executor,JTF,Brix,Joyce,A-Bomp
and Galen were present there....

So we spend some time on smoking and
joking. We had some fun with the flag,
which tells it all....

...Our Pirates-Flag...

At 14 o'clock we started to visit a
pizza-shop to eat...

Later we wanted to start a micro-party
at JTF's house, but I bought a
something to drink at a petrol-station
and that makes me very tired...
At home I tried to catch some sleep...

People present there: Trinomic:
-Galen,Bigfoot,
Pussymaster,
Mr.Legal,X-Tro.

Comic Pirates:-Croon,Brix,A-Bomp and
me (PJD).
Sunrise: JTF

Else: Executor,Joyce, Rollmops, Galens
sexy sisters, some local girls
(ugly or fat!), some boys from
the neighbourhood and lot's of
cats, dogs and other creep.

All in all it was a great fun party!
-PJD</pre>

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