Ymgve at 23:18, 2 February 2008

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<pre> *Network special!

First of all let me introduce you to
this, perhaps genius, chapter which
will be written by Flim Flam and me
(PJ D.). We made this chapter,coz only
a short amount of mags features some-
thing real exiting and that caused us
to invent something new....
Mainly this chapter will be used to
show up latest jokes, depressions and
discussions! But you can also find
a quix, questions or whatsoever Flim
Flam's mouth will spit out....

Perhaps we'll report you about the
"pizza-taxi-test-service" in Bielefeld
but that's not so amazing!
What about the latest Clearasil Ultra
pimple-squeezer or the bubble-gum
de-waterer from AEG... (AEG, not ment
is that for sleep ruling junior....)?
It might be, that you'll get an
explaination, how to build a bomp or
how to easy it is to photocopy all
that DM-Paper-money (No metal money!)

I guess Flim Flam is going to tell you
the history of fucking, or how slicy
his girlfriends pussy is......

But now be afraid of what the devil
riding Flim Flam is bringing to you
on that page, which is called the next
page! And you can get it by swinging
your fundick to the right.........-PJD
*Now I (Flim) will introduce you to my
special event, named
*My first steps in Voodoo*,
under the label *Network Special*!

We'll lead you to the world of dark
magic and mystic!
In further issues we, undertaker PJD
and me (Priest Flim) will teach you in
manufacturing all that crap under the
Voodoo label....
-Pardey on!
Furthermore I'll show up that medical
magic of Voodoo and the dark side of
it's using....
For example: How to produce your own
Zombie and cure from
wounds in Dominican Rep..

Have you noticed, that also Pirates
used the power of Voodoo!
(Ed. Comic Pirates, masters of Voodoo)
If you don't believe, than send some-
thing personal,what you usual carry
and a photo of yourself and wait for
it's happening....

I'm 100 percent sure, you'll wonder
about your mistake not caring about
the real Voodoo magic....

signed your Flim Flam!

But swing joy on....

Now it's me (PJ) and Flim explaining
you the equipment for Voodoo....

You need an handformed waxfigure which
should show the person, you'll want
to hurt....
You further need an orginal chain,made
of pearls and cultism signs....
Search in a museum for and old magic
book and write down all those
marvelous words first spoken by old
priests.....
If you have all those things, you have
to organize something very personal
from the person, you want to hurt.
Please notice that the thing must be
very personal, perhaps a chain or a
ring or whatsoever the guy wears...
If the guy wears a condom all the day,
coz he loves all that slimy feeling,
then steal it and put it into your
waxfigure (The waxfigure should have a
little crack in the bodypart called
the belly....).
Furthermore you have to notice, that
your waxfigure should not be made of
normal candlewax! ***
We don't give any proves on that
Voodoo ritual, if it don't works with
candlewax... (Our figure was made of
wood and it works perfectly..!)

Than insert that personal thing in
the crack and conjure the figure by
speaking those old words out of that
old magic book....
During that procedure, you have to
drill some confirmed nails through
decent parts of your figure....
All this in the dark ofcause, coz only
the light of a burning candle can help
you to make sure that the process goes
the right way....

Read on more of that in the next issue
under that mystic label:
"My first steps in Voodoo"!

But now a little quiz to see, if all
of you fellows read till this page!

Send us a little description of what
you thing Flim Flam is looking about!
EG. Paint a little picture of Flim's
body of the mx size of 10*10 cm...

Also a some datas are welcomed...
EG: Size, haircolor, Eyes, weight,
lenghts of dick, shoesize, music,
clothes and what ever you think!
Jokies and detailed version will be
printed in issue 2 (We hope..)
People which should not take part at
this contest are: All Comic Pirates,
GHG/Sunrise, Death/???, Bogy, Mike or
those fellaz in the crew called
Trinomic....

The rest of descriptions are qualified
and we hope for sending well...

The winner can write his own words to
this chapter and perhaps will be
interviewed....

So write that on our Votesheet and
wait for answer.... Price is included!

Perhaps we'll scan the drawed picture
and fix a fast demo with it, which
will be on the Mag disc aswell....

Send to your swapping contacts in CP,
or to the local CP-Dope adress!

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Dial for questions: XXXXXXXXXX
and ask for XXXXXXX!
If the answermachine talks to you,just
leave message and your number!

Not allowed are those BOTTLE-MAILED
sending.....

You can also Fax the explaination
of Flim to: XXXXXXXXXXX!
Fax number,no telephone!

So we'll sign off now and hope to
see you in next issue...

-FFD and PJD
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