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1.mi a szerelem???<br />
orvosi v&eacute;lem&eacute;ny:&eacute;rz&eacute;s,mely az agyban<br />
kezd&#337;dik,&eacute;s az &aacute;gyban v&eacute;gz&#337;dik...<br />
m&eacute;rn&ouml;k v&eacute;lem&eacute;nye:g&eacute;pezet,mely akkor m&iacute;-<br />
k&ouml;dik ha &aacute;ll...<br />
hentes v&eacute;lem&eacute;nye:k&eacute;t sonka egy szegre a-<br />
kasztva...<br />
nyelvtani v&eacute;lem&eacute;ny:k&eacute;t alanyt k&ouml;t &ouml;ssze<br />
egy &aacute;ll&iacute;tm&aacute;ny...<br />
<br />
2.mi az,amit k&eacute;t f&eacute;rfi tud egyszerre csi<br />
n&aacute;lni,de k&eacute;t n&#337; nem...<br />
egyszerre egy bilibe hugyozni..<br />
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3.mi a k&uuml;l&ouml;nbs&eacute;g a nylon harisnya,&eacute;s a<br />
m&#337;i l&aacute;b k&ouml;z&ouml;tt???<br />
a n&#337;i l&aacute;b el&#337;bb sz&eacute;tmegy,mint a harisnya<br />
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4.mi a k&uuml;l&ouml;nbs&eacute;g az utt&ouml;r&#337;vas&uacute;t,&eacute;s a n&#337;i<br />
mell k&ouml;z&ouml;tt???<br />
semmi,mert mindkett&#337;t a gyerekeknek k&eacute;-<br />
sz&iacute;tett&eacute;k &eacute;s feln&#337;ttek j&aacute;tszanak vele...<br />
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5.mi a k&uuml;l&ouml;nbs&eacute;g a 16 &eacute;ves l&aacute;ny k&ouml;z&ouml;tt<br />
r&eacute;gen &eacute;s ma???<br />
r&eacute;gen csemege,ma k&ouml;z&eacute;rt...<br />
6.mi a k&uuml;l&ouml;nbs&eacute;g a n&#337;i szem,&eacute;s a csizma<br />
k&ouml;z&ouml;tt???<br />
semmi,mert mindkett&#337; f&eacute;nylik,ha kef&eacute;lik.<br />
<br />
7.mi a k&uuml;l&ouml;nbs&eacute;g a kugligoly&oacute; &eacute;s a n&#337;i<br />
mell k&ouml;z&ouml;tt???<br />
az el&#337;bbi d&ouml;nt,az ut&oacute;bbi &aacute;ll&iacute;t...<br />
<br />
8.mi a k&uuml;l&ouml;nbs&eacute;g a tarhonya &eacute;s a n&#337;i l&aacute;b<br />
k&ouml;z&ouml;tt???<br />
semmi,mert mindkett&#337; akkor j&oacute;,ha k&eacute;t to-<br />
j&aacute;ssal gy&uacute;rj&aacute;k...<br />
<br />
9.mi a legg&uacute;jabb term&eacute;szetfilm c&iacute;me???<br />
a liliomtipr&aacute;st&oacute;l a g&oacute;lyah&iacute;rig...<br />
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10.a n&#337;k ad&oacute;ja:<br />
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10-20 &eacute;v k&ouml;z&ouml;tt : parkad&oacute;<br />
20-30 &eacute;v k&ouml;z&ouml;tt : odaad&oacute;<br />
30-40 &eacute;v k&ouml;z&ouml;tt : kiad&oacute;<br />
40-50 &eacute;v k&ouml;z&ouml;tt : hervad&oacute;<br />
50-60 &eacute;v k&ouml;z&ouml;tt : fonnyad&oacute;<br />
<br />
11.a f&eacute;rfiak ad&oacute;ja:<br />
<br />
10-20 &eacute;v k&ouml;z&ouml;tt : &aacute;gaskod&oacute;<br />
20-30 &eacute;v k&ouml;z&ouml;tt : duzzad&oacute;<br />
30-40 &eacute;v k&ouml;z&ouml;tt : f&aacute;rad&oacute;<br />
40-50 &eacute;v k&ouml;z&ouml;tt : lankad&oacute;<br />
50-60 &eacute;v k&ouml;z&ouml;tt : ad&oacute;mentes<br />
<br />
12.mi a k&uuml;l&ouml;nbs&eacute;g a f&eacute;rfi &eacute;s a macska<br />
k&ouml;z&ouml;tt???<br />
semmi,mert mindkett&#337; a lyuk k&ouml;r&uuml;l ol&aacute;l-<br />
kodik...<br />
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13.mikor fekszik le egy rendes l&aacute;ny??<br />
este h&eacute;tkor,hogy t&iacute;zre haza&eacute;rjen...<br />
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14.hogy h&iacute;vj&aacute;k a nadr&aacute;gsliccet???<br />
nyit&aacute;ny a var&aacute;zsfuvol&aacute;hoz...<br />
15.mi a f&eacute;rfi???<br />
<br />
a f&eacute;rj : k&eacute;nyszermunk&aacute;s<br />
az &ouml;reg : neh&eacute;z testi munk&aacute;s<br />
h&aacute;zibar&aacute;t : kiseg&iacute;t&#337;munk&aacute;s<br />
n&#337;tlen f&eacute;rfi : alkalmi munk&aacute;s<br />
kispap : k&eacute;zimunk&aacute;s<br />
<br />
16.hol van a n&#337;kn&eacute;l a demark&aacute;ci&oacute;s vonal?<br />
a harisnya felett, mert ott m&aacute;r l&#337;nek..<br />
<br />
17.mi a k&uuml;l&ouml;nbs&eacute;g a g&oacute;l &eacute;s a tripper<br />
k&ouml;z&ouml;tt???<br />
a g&oacute;lt kap&aacute;sb&oacute;l l&ouml;vik,a trippert l&ouml;v&eacute;s-<br />
b&#337;l kapj&aacute;k...<br />
<br />
18.mi a k&uuml;l&ouml;nbs&eacute;g a ny&uacute;l &eacute;s a bakfis<br />
k&ouml;z&ouml;tt???<br />
a nyulat el&#337;sz&ouml;r l&ouml;vik,azt&aacute;n f&#337;zik,a bak<br />
fist el&#337;sz&ouml;r f&#337;zik,azt&aacute;n l&ouml;vik...<br />
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19.mi&eacute;rt bukik le a legt&ouml;bb n&#337;???<br />
a f&eacute;rfi gyenge ellen&aacute;ll&aacute;sa miatt...<br />
<br />
20.mi&eacute;rt nincs a mikul&aacute;snak gyereke???<br />
mert cukor van a zacsk&oacute;j&aacute;ban...<br />
<br />
21.mi a biztos a g&oacute;lya ellen???<br />
a leveg&#337;be l&#337;ni...<br />
<br />
22.mikor van a ty&uacute;kon a legt&ouml;bb toll??<br />
amikor a kakas rajta van...<br />
<br />
23.melyik a legf&eacute;rfiassabb &aacute;llat???<br />
a k&iacute;gy&oacute;,mert csupa farokb&oacute;l &aacute;ll...<br />
<br />
24.mi&eacute;rt nincs a kakasnak keze???<br />
mert a ty&uacute;knak nincsen bugyija...<br />
<br />
25.mi a tartalma egy n&#337;i bugyinak???<br />
egy sz&uuml;l&#337;otthon,egy f&eacute;rfi &uuml;d&uuml;l&#337;,egy v&iacute;z-<br />
csap,&eacute;s egy g&aacute;zcsap...<br />
27.mi a hadi&ouml;zvegy???<br />
elhagyott l&ouml;v&eacute;sz&aacute;rok...<br />
<br />
28.mikor csalja meg a n&#337; az ur&aacute;t???<br />
amikor a bund&aacute;j&aacute;t m&aacute;s sz&ouml;gre akasztja...<br />
<br />
29.hol van a vil&aacute;g legkisebb h&aacute;za??<br />
a n&#337;n&eacute;l,mert csak egy &aacute;ll&oacute;hely van benne<br />
<br />
30.mi a h&aacute;zas&eacute;let???<br />
szinh&aacute;z,ahol a n&#337; sz&eacute;thuzza a f&uuml;gg&ouml;nyt,<br />
a f&eacute;rfi pedig a darabot adja...<br />
<br />
31.mi a gyerekkocsi??<br />
tavalyi &ouml;r&ouml;m&ouml;k gurul&oacute; kerekeken...<br />
<br />
32.mi az,ha egy f&eacute;rfi &eacute;s egy n&#337; &uuml;l egy<br />
padon???<br />
k&ouml;z&ouml;s&uuml;l&eacute;s...<br />
<br />
33.mi&eacute;rt h&iacute;vj&aacute;k az any&aacute;t,&eacute;s az ap&aacute;t sz&uuml;-<br />
l&#337;nek??<br />
mert az anya sz&uuml;l,az apa pedig l&#337;...<br />
<br />
34.melyik &eacute;jszak&aacute;n nem b&uuml;ntetik a bet&ouml;-<br />
r&eacute;st??<br />
a n&aacute;sz&eacute;jszak&aacute;n...<br />
<br />
35.mi a k&uuml;l&ouml;nbs&eacute;g a 16,17,18,30 &eacute;ves n&#337;<br />
k&ouml;z&ouml;tt??<br />
a 16 &eacute;ves let&eacute;p egy sz&aacute;zszorsz&eacute;pet,&eacute;s<br />
sz&aacute;molgatja: szeret,nem szeret...<br />
a 17 &eacute;ves let&eacute;p egy sz&aacute;zszorsz&eacute;pet,&eacute;s<br />
sz&aacute;molgatja: elj&ouml;n,nem j&ouml;n...<br />
a 18 &eacute;ves let&eacute;p egy sz&aacute;zszorsz&eacute;pet,&eacute;s<br />
sz&aacute;molgatja: megj&ouml;n,nem j&ouml;n...<br />
a 30 &eacute;ves let&eacute;p egy sz&aacute;zszorsz&eacute;pet,&eacute;s<br />
sz&aacute;molgatja: fizet,nem fizet....<br />
<br />
36.mi t&ouml;rt&eacute;nik akkor,ha:<br />
egy buta n&#337; tal&aacute;lkozik egy buta f&eacute;rfival<br />
???: szerelem...<br />
ha egy okos n&#337; egy buta f&eacute;rfival???:<br />
h&aacute;zass&aacute;g...<br />
ha egy okos f&eacute;rfi egy buta n&#337;vel???:<br />
gyerek...<br />
ha egy okos n&#337; egy okos f&eacute;rfival???:<br />
viszony...<br />
<br />
37.mi a g&oacute;lya telefonsz&aacute;ma???<br />
125-793...<br />
1-szer 2-en voltunk 5 percig,majd 7 h&eacute;t<br />
m&uacute;lva megtudtuk,hogy 9 h&oacute;nap mulva 3-an<br />
lesz&uuml;nk...<br />
<br />
38.mi a k&uuml;l&ouml;nbs&eacute;g a kenguru,&eacute;s a selyem-<br />
fi&uacute; k&ouml;z&ouml;tt??<br />
semmi,mert mindkett&#337; a fark&aacute;ra t&aacute;maszko-<br />
dik...<br />
<br />
39.mi van t&ouml;bb? fagylaltos,vagy fegyver-<br />
gy&aacute;ros??<br />
fagylaltos,mert nyalni t&ouml;bben tudunk,<br />
mint l&#337;ni...<br />
<br />
40.melyik orvosnak megy jobban?a szem&eacute;sz<br />
nek ,vagy a n&#337;gy&oacute;gy&aacute;sznak??<br />
a n&#337;gy&oacute;gy&aacute;sznak ,mert a szem&eacute;t mem akar-<br />
ja senki sem kikaparni...<br />
<br />
41.melyik a legn&#337;iesebb &aacute;llat???<br />
a b&eacute;ka ,mert sz&eacute;tteszi a l&aacute;b&aacute;t,bekapja a<br />
legyet,&eacute;s f&eacute;l a g&oacute;ly&aacute;t&oacute;l...<br />
<br />
42.melyik a legveszedelmessebb betegs&eacute;g?<br />
a szerelem,mert egyszerre k&eacute;t embert<br />
d&ouml;nt az &aacute;gyba...<br />
<br />
43.ki mit mond a n&aacute;sz&eacute;jszak&aacute;n???<br />
orvosn&#337;: k&eacute;rem a k&ouml;vetkez&#337;t!!<br />
tanit&oacute;n&#337;: nem baj kicsik&eacute;m,majd holnap!<br />
szab&oacute;n&#337;:j&oacute;l fog &aacute;llni...<br />
kalauzn&#337;:beljebb,beljebb a k&ouml;zepe &uuml;res!<br />
az &oacute;r&aacute;s:ezt m&aacute;r piszk&aacute;lta valaki...<br />
s ezzel v&eacute;get &eacute;rt a m&oacute;ka m&aacute;ra ,z&aacute;rul<br />
arthur m&oacute;kat&aacute;ra...<br />
<br />
ha tudsz valami ly&oacute; viczeket akkor a<br />
k&ouml;vetkez&#337; c&iacute;mre k&uuml;ld el!!<br />
<br />
nagy roland/arthur<br />
8000 sz&eacute;kesfeh&eacute;rv&aacute;r benke f.u.13.fszt.1.<br />
tel:324 568<br />
<br />
thanx!!! olvasd el a m&aacute;sik viczrovatot<br />
is!!!!!<br />
<br />
- arthur -<br />
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