Ymgve at 23:14, 29 June 2007

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<pre> hi freaks!
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we got something new for you. it's
called the '64-scene-adventure' and
it was done by gotcha...
the rules are simple. everyone can
play this, it's a kind of iq-survive-
test...
just pick one of the answeres a),b),
c),d),..and it's continuation-number
behind!
go like this:
00)understood the rules?!
a)yes! (type +)
b)no! (01)
01)ok, now you should have understood
otherwise, type 'return' (type +)...
the 64-scene-adventure
------------------------
00)yawn, again such a day, you just
decided to stay home because school
bores you off. the alarm-clock is
ringing and with a smart kick you
dumb it into the paper-basket. your
64 is still turned on, coz you packed
a new first release the whole night
through. you stand up and decide to:
a)look for the game if it properly
has been packed.(03)
b)call horizon & send the ware.(04)
c)call extremist & send the game.(05)
d)open a beer-can, have breakfast and
turn off the computer.(02)
e)look for dad to say 'hi!'.(01)
01)you step into the kitchen... aaah!
coffee'! suddenly your mom gets you
from behind and beats ya twice in the
neck! "bastard, go and hurry up! you
are late for school!" you...
a)say:"mom, the teacher gave me a free
day, coz i got a first-release!"(14)
b)beat your mom right between the eyes
with your baseball-bat! (06)
c)grab your stuff and go to school
without having breakfast.(15)

02)god! that was luck! you turned off
the 64, right before all chips would
have been blown! fog extends in your
room, you run out of the window (09)
...out through the door-way.(10)
03)shit! it crashed! you decide:
a)to pack again speed 7.(11)
b)to pack again speed 'h'.(08)
c)to quit the scene, coz you have no
first release anymore!!! (47)
d)to join genesis, maybe snacky could
teach you how to pack... (12)

04)horizon got waken up. he is very
angry. he says:"make sure the game
works or i don't greet you anymore in
the intros!" you stutter:
a)"please, zsolt! gimme an at&t card
i call direct!" (25)
b)fuck off! i call excellence to fix
my game! (26)
c)n.noo,no!the game worx fine! (22)
05)"yoyoyo!" it goes, you were lucky
to reach etienne! but after one hour
trying to figure out what he says you
give up and decide to:
a)quit computing,coz you called direct
and you'd never have the money to pay
this horror-bill. (15)
b)send him an 'ata', although he is
still talking. (07)
c)go out to send him the mail, while
he still is talking. (09)

06)damn! what are you doing, it's
against the law! police brings you in
jail,where you spend the rest of your
life like tbb,eating rats and ragging
to the mirror. - g a m e o v e r -
07)you wonder how clever he is! he
realized you've sent an 'ata' and
typed 'atd'. but somehow you got a
bad line! what is all those "yoyo's"
about?!? you...
a)send the ware though. (08)
b)type +++. (19)
c)type +++ and 'ato' fastly! (37)

08)fucked up! what a shit you think!
you now...
a)turn off the computer. (02)
b)decide to have breakfast. (01)
c)decide to have sex with roy on the
telephone. (38)
d)start over packing. (03)
e)quit shit and go out! (09)
09)you take the way out of the window!
merde! you didn't realize you live on
the 15th. floor! but luckily you get
saved from falling down by a flag-
pole at the 6th floor. you...
a)cut off and continue falling. (41)
b)you ask the old lad at the window
to help you back in. (42)
c)you start crying and wait until
someone will save you. (16)

10)you hit the stairs up! there's only
one way! (01)

11)ah! shit! takes hours... you...
a)call out to gene.(13)
b)call parson and shadow on 3way!(48)
12)you pay $1200 to join g*p.but after
10 minutes omg calls you up and says
you would be kicked out. you...
a)hang up, bluebox on his number and
call a chinese-time-tell-recording.
then you go out. (06)
c)you call kt and give him back his
12, or was it 14 virgin cards, you
got from him. (17)
d)you call up parson to ask him if he
wants to join your new built up group
for $1200 because your bank goes mad
after you took that credit. (30)
e)you warn him, you would tell every-
body about he being antichrist,time-
lord and even bonecrushing bill! (18)
f)you ignore him and stay g*p! (15)
13) gene's answering machine again
makes those weird voices like bod's
machine does or like a boing 747 when
it hits big ben. after half an hour
listening you decide...
a)to call kt/g*p (31)
b)to call roy/victims (36)
c)to make suicide (09)
d)tape the sound on your answering
machine. (14)

14)you find yourself back in a bed in
hospital. you...
a)cool your right ear! (15)
b)you take the gameboy and gamble.(46)
c)you stand up and go home. (23)
d)you cool your left black eye. (15)
15)what a weak lamer you are!!! you
don't deserve being in the scene!!!
- g a m e o v e r -

16)you wait and wait... but nothing
happens... (16) might be game over,eh

17)kt's mom is online with you. she
tells you the boy has to take a bath
because he came home from playing in
the sandbox with frank/enigma. frank
has made him to eat sand so they had
an arguement. he would call back l8r.
a)you tell her to fuck off! (06)
b)you ask her very angry why the two
didn't ask you to join them?! (20)
c)you tell her how you look like. (24)
18)weird! you got no success like sys
of afl, everybody has known years
before you, so they are all bored of
your 'great' story.
a)you rebuilt the 'fao'. (62)
b)you give up, because you see you got
no chance against evil omg, so you
quit computing. (56)
c)you call antichrist to tell him he
should kick out omg instead?!?! (28)

19)click you are gone!
no carrier.
a)what now? (20)
b)who knows? (21)
c)maybe parson and shadow know...(26)
d)no,the are dumb faggots! (29)
20)i don't know, maybe you start over
again! better, eh? (00)

21)maybe someone does... (28)

22)he takes the ware and is gone. you
wonder if the game ever will show up
as you had a 45 blks intro infront of
it. you simply...
a)decide to call spitfire to bag on
him for having beaten him!haha! (35)
b)you decide to call hok/action to bag
on him for having beaten him! (36)
c)you decide to call gadget to bag on
him for having beaten him! (44)
d)you call jihad to announce the holy
war to action. (jihad?!?!) (59)
23) at home you restart hitting the
keys! but what's that stinky smell?!
a)you smell at your computer....(02)
b)you smell at your feet...(61)
c)you smell at your trousers...(28)
d)what the hell is that smell? (20)

24)aaaargh ! it goes! you pervert! go
to hell, pizza-face!
a)you wonder how smart that might be.
are you pretty now or not?! (59)
b)you say: no! dad can read a lot of
stories out of my face, he's blind!
(61)
c)all annoyed, you say dirty things!
... (62)
d)you go to hell... (28)
25)i don't have a card! weirdo!!!
a)"wanna have one from me?" (28)
b)i don't have one too! cool or what!
i think we got a lot in common...
wanna make sex? uh... (24)
c)ok, then i don't have a game! (19)
d)ok, let's start the transfere...(22)

26)you make your threat become reality
and call up shadow. shadow convinces
you to try out your new pbx for a
conference line, because he wants to
get some more friends. okay you say!
a)you call excell (27)
b)you call gene (13)
c)you call the fbi, the cia and
secret service, just for fun... (56)
27)excell is totally annoyed about him
appearing in this story, he tells you
he would quit the 64 and trade only
videos now. "by the way do you have
this new movie...",he goes...
a)you listen to his jabber for 5 more
hours... (11)
b)you beg him to send you the latest
movie for 50.-dkr. (32)
c)you kick him off the line and break
up the conference. (19)
d)you shout for shadow, who didn't say
a single word for hours although he
wanted to make friends... (50)
e)you introduce excell to shadow. (60)

28)idiot! better try again! (00)
29)right! but do you think that leads
you anywhere?! try again (00)

30)parson says:'fuck my bitch and make
me rich!' you wonder what that could
mean and you tell him:
a)no no, you have to make me rich
again! i need $1300 (tricky,eh?) (59)
b)oh, i thought you would be gay! (61)
c)no thanks, you asked me 1001 times
about that... (29)

31)you wonder why stingray answers the
call.
a)oh, sorry,i dialed the wrong number,
you hang up and redial... (17)
b)ahm, hi, is kt available?! (63)
32)your bank-account is now -$103452!
a) you open a can of beer and one more
and one more and one mor.... (14)
b) you are totally pissed and you re-
member that number of the local bank
terminal you got from a pc-dude! (36)
c)you offer your work and your soul to
greenpeace and join the f.p.peter-
club with their slogan: give the
bigfoot a chance! (34)
d)you call a h/p board and rip off all
at&t- and credit cards, then you sell
them to all your contacts for $10.-
each... (57)
e)you realize the way out of the scene
and you start a group to be a pain in
excell's ass: the video muppets! (64)
34)although they helped ya out of your
misery, you don't belive them, that
the photo they wear on their t-shirts
is a bigfoot. it rather looks like
fletch/ikari...
a) you leave them and try to find a
live... (12)
b) you stay but force them to change
the pic into roy's photo. (53)
c)you declare bigfoot as nonsense!(29)

35)spitfire tells you that he is too
ill to chat with you.
a) you believe him and hang up! (29)
b) you don't believe him and you
redial the number. (35)
c) he hung up! so he is gone! aetsch!
36)shit you dialed the wrong number!
why does that happen to you so often
the last time!
a) you wonder if it was the wrong no.
or the person fooled ya... (54)
b) you tell him he should call your
world headquarter, tell him you got
a new first release and you appeared
in the mamba-charts the 1. time! (56)
c)yes you got the wrong number, so you
dial again! (36)
d)you take you medcine and while it
doesn't help you, you take a can of
beer... ah, delicious!... (61)
e) you call another lamer, as you got
bored of this weird voice... (57)
f)you called direct,that's no good(29)
37)you are back in the line, you got a
better line now! no "yoyo's" anymore
but that makes you think! where is
extremist now? he probably got kicked
out of the line! shit attempt!
a)you decide to try once more... (36)
b)you suddenly get a cramp! it's no
good to talk too long with him. (14)
c)you decide to call gadget and ask
him if he could do the transfer for
you, as an old good friend he is.(44)

38) roy denies as he had sex the other
day with tbb on the phone! tbb would
have been too horny, so roy hardly
could stand it. bad luck, but you
try another one... (30)
39)"heil hartler! pray to roydolf, the
victim?!?! what do you want?"
a)you ignore him, put on your bluebox
and call another number... (45)
b)i wanna pray to you! i'm your slave,
boana! (28)
c)do you have an at&t card for me?(51)
d)sex? (38)
c)i wanna get a skinhead, could you
shave all my hair even under the
shoulders and my balls. i wanna be
a perfect skin! (41)

40) i guess you are too stupid for
adventures! better try again, or read
the charts and keep ragging about 'em
... (00) or game over!
41) you look a bit strange now! like
hit the ground very hard! but hell
noone cares about how you look like,
on the boards for example. but what
about your mom?! will she realize it
is you?!?! hmm you wonder...
a)you hit the road and beat up the
next niggers that cross your way! coz
they are guilty for everything! (14)
b)you try the test if mom knows her
lovely son, you go back home. (23)
c)you don't care about accidents, you
never did! so you reach for the next
store to buy a neat new amiga! (28)

42)shit! the lad is a man and the pole
his dick! it breaks, you fall!! end!
43)"no!?"
a)boring, to talk to you?! (45)
b)i got a first release!!! you wanna
have it! (43)
c)my boy friend wants to say hello to
you! he's my fiancee'. (54)
d)why not?! (40)

44)gadget's line is busy!
a) you call it though! (44)
b) you call frank, coz his line is
always free! (49)

45) you dial... (44)

46)what a weird game! you turn off and
call excell and shadow! (27)
47)you shouldn't retire that early!
you see, it's hard to stand one day
in this very hard business, but you
deserve a concret lolly and may
start over again... (00)

48)you really do that and you face the
situation of getting sick! as you
got the two to the phone, there is
silence and you only say:
a) "fuck my bitch and make me rich!"
... (30)
b) "wanna be my friend, shadow ?" (50)
c) "nice weather, eh?!" (53)
d) "huuuhuuu... anybody home?!" (11)
e) "i hang up now..." (43)
f) "shall we call a board-number?"(19)
49)shit! against all odds, this line
is busy! what now?!
a)crash the receiver on the base and
start playing 'frogger' (46)
b)get a coffee'. (01)
c)call oversea, to leech some warez
from an h/p board. (65)
d)call a local sex-line. (54)

50)"i got 14 or was it 12 virgin-
friends, no no, i don't need more!"
(go on...) (43)

51)"yes! but it died two weeks ago!"
you are happy and take the card.
a) you now call a h/p board. (52)
b) you call a local sex-line.(54)
52) at at&t: "i'm sorry, mister, your
card comes up invalid...!"
a)fuck off! i got it from a good
friend of mine! he never hacks old
at'n't-cards! (56)
b)are you sure? i would call collect
then... (58)
c)mh, i got another one, it's six zero
four,tree tree seven eleven,tree six
one tree! (57)

53) that leads to nowhere. you decide
to do something different.
a) you call a h/p board. (55)
b) you try to be creativ while using
your broken joystick (66)
c) you dial a random number... (49)
54) aaaaaah, uuuuuhhh, llleeeecchh!
hhhhmmm mmmmh, aaah! good ah..." ?!?
you don't know what the person is
talking about, so you...
a)...call roy and ask him if he knows
what the person says... (39)
b)...hang up and decide to spread the
number on some bords. as this rather
sounds like gene's voicemailbox.(55)
c)...give the person on the other line
an 'atd' and hang up. (11)

55)you reached da 'fall-out' bbs and
you are all confused about what the
people are talking about...
a)you hit chat mode... (19)
b)you post the old at&t-card. (57)
56)oh wow! great! you are a real lamer
why don't you stop playing this ad-
venture and try to make your day
without the computer?! guys like you
never turn out being heros for the
masses! you never could reach the
charts! give it up!!!-rate:lamer 05%

57)your life seem to be codes,codes,
codes! but you never realised you
always destroy them and if you once
would get traced, you feel elite!
being one of those cooool guys who
call oversea and always boast around
having cards alot, coz you are a
phreaker, hahaha! -rate:rookie 15%
...glad now?!...
58)what a tricky guy you are! although
you never would have the chance ever
to appear in the charts you could
survive in the scene, but still you
will be called a 'lamer!', but as you
mostly act like a moron you don't
care,you never did!-rate:surviver 25%

59)you are known in the scene, but
only because you try to rag other
people down! you have no abilities
except for telling lies about other
people, but that's all you wanted,
they know you for that! also you are
able to take money from them by
making stupid promisses which of coz
you never keep up!-rate: omg 35%
60)you are too friendly towards other
guys in the scene, who only use you
to be their very personal slave. wake
up and realize your real abilities,
you might turn out as famous once...
but don't make yourself a slave for
others... rate: wares-wimp,45%

61)man, you have a real problem! you
are already a victim of the scene-
society!'sports', you fear! you are
fat, ugly, smelly, but you know how
to make money out of your hobby, by
selling games to little lamers, good!
keep drinking and you might join one
of those 'famous' groups like brain-
bombs once... rate:braincorpse,55%
62)man! you sure can be a pain in the
ass! you are on of those people who
have a big mouth on the boards or on
the phone, but when it comes to be on
a party you hide yourself by using
self-painted signs on your shirt with
a 'lamer-handle' on... coz you fear
the public, you are their enemy! all
you do is raggin'! rate: ragger 65%

63)you might be a good coder or a good
artist or even a good musician, but
you don't know shit about what's
going on in the scene, maybe you
should read some more issues of the
well known scene mags...
rate: innocent user, 75%
64)you are 'elite' but you retire from
the scene. but somehow you can't
really stop all the shit, you have to
continue your illegal career and you
use the boards to announce your new
'shit' you are trading now, like
videos, pornos, rubbers, amiga-cracks
dreadlocks, etc... rate:merchant 85%

65)you are one of those leechers, who
leech everything and everywhere, no
matter you keep the board busy for
hours or even days... man try to get
a life, there's more than leeching,
posting, codes-killing, etc,... than
you do...
rate: leecher 95%
66)maaan! that's really a hell of cool
picture you have drawn! you continue
your work, because people bullet your
phone begging for graphix. you quit
school because you take the job they
offered you at system 3, for £ 1000
and you get number one in the graphix
charts within only 5 days!!! man why
have you discovered your talent sooo
late!?!
only one thing disturbs you,...
the 64 is doomed! people say it dies
very very soon! but that doesn't
disturb you, you continue your work,
to be number one,forever! what a day!

rate: 'born winner' 101 %
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Mamba 20 ch06 Story Time - Revision history

Ymgve at 23:14, 29 June 2007