http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=DT_87_60 DT 87 60 - Revision history 2026-04-07T06:27:25Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.19.0 http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php?title=DT_87_60&diff=5858&oldid=prev Nyquist at 22:59, 17 January 2011 2011-01-17T22:59:37Z <p></p> <table class='diff diff-contentalign-left'> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr valign='top'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black;">←Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black;">Revision as of 22:59, 17 January 2011</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=de&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;sl=de&amp;tl=en&amp;u=http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php%3Ftitle%3DDT_87_60&amp;prev=_t&#160; 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color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; _</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">&lt;/pre&gt;</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> </table> Nyquist http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php?title=DT_87_60&diff=5250&oldid=prev Nyquist at 18:51, 17 April 2010 2010-04-17T18:51:55Z <p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>[http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=de&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;sl=de&amp;tl=en&amp;u=http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php%3Ftitle%3DDT_87_60&amp;prev=_t English Translation]<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> ______ aus klinge's rumpelkammer _______<br /> ______ aus klinge's rumpelkammer _______<br /> <br /> So einfach ist die Finanzkrise<br /> noch nie erkl&amp;auml;rt worden:<br /> <br /> Es war einmal in einer Kneipe...<br /> <br /> <br /> Mandy besitzt eine leider nicht sehr er-<br /> folgreiche Kneipe. Um den Umsatz zu<br /> steigern, beschlie&amp;szlig;t sie, die Getr&amp;auml;nke<br /> der Stammkundschaft (haupts&amp;auml;chlich Alko-<br /> holkranke und Minderbemittelte) auf den<br /> Deckel zu nehmen, ihnen also Kredit zu<br /> gew&amp;auml;hren.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Das spricht sich in Kreuzberg nat&amp;uuml;rlich<br /> schnell herum und immer mehr Kundschaft<br /> dr&amp;auml;ngt sich in Mandys Bar.<br /> <br /> Da die Kunden sich um die Bezahlung kei-<br /> ne Sorgen machen m&amp;uuml;ssen, erh&amp;ouml;ht Mandy<br /> die Preise f&amp;uuml;r Bier und Schnaps und<br /> steigert damit auch massiv ihren Umsatz.<br /> <br /> <br /> Der junge und dynamische Kundenberater<br /> der lokalen Bank bemerkt Mandys Erfolg<br /> und bietet ihr eine unbegrenzte Kredit-<br /> linie an. Um die Deckung macht er sich<br /> keinerlei Sorgen, er hat ja die Schulden<br /> der Trinker als Deckung.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Zur Refinanzierung - eine Bank muss ja<br /> ihr Geld irgendwo herkriegen - taufen<br /> top ausgebildete Investmentbanker die<br /> Bierdeckel in verbriefte Schuldver-<br /> schreibungen um, nennen sie SUFFBOND,<br /> ALKBOND und KOTZBOND.<br /> <br /> Diese Papiere laufen unter der modernen<br /> Bezeichnung SPA (Super Prima Anleihen)<br /> und werden bei einer usbekischen Online-<br /> Versicherung per E-Mail abgesichert.<br /> <br /> Darauf werden sie von mehreren Rating-<br /> Agenturen mit ausgezeichneten Bewertun-<br /> gen versehen. Niemand versteht zwar, was<br /> die Abk&amp;uuml;rzungen bedeuten oder was genau<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> diese Papiere beinhalten, aber dank<br /> steigender Kurse werden diese Konstrukte<br /> ein Renner f&amp;uuml;r institutionelle Investo-<br /> ren. SPA ist ein Hit, Vorst&amp;auml;nde und In-<br /> vestmentspezialisten der Bank erhalten<br /> Boni im dreistelligen Millionenbereich.<br /> <br /> <br /> Eines Tages, obwohl die Kurse immer noch<br /> steigen, stellt ein Risk-Manager (der<br /> sp&amp;auml;ter wegen seiner negativen Grundein-<br /> stellung selbstverst&amp;auml;ndlich entlassen<br /> wurde) fest, dass es an der Zeit sei,<br /> die &amp;auml;ltesten Deckel von Mandys Kunden<br /> langsam abzukassieren (f&amp;auml;llig zu stellen<br /> nennen das die Banker).<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> &amp;Uuml;berraschenderweise k&amp;ouml;nnen weder die<br /> ersten noch die folgenden Kneipenkunden<br /> ihre Schulden, von denen viele inzwi-<br /> schen ein Vielfaches ihres Jahreseinkom-<br /> mens betragen, bezahlen.<br /> <br /> <br /> SUFFBOND, ALKBOND und KOTZBOND verlieren<br /> 98%. Mandys Kneipe geht pleite. Der<br /> Wein- und der Schnapslieferant gehen<br /> Konkurs.<br /> <br /> <br /> Beide hatten sich von Mandy lange und<br /> gerne mit Super Prima Anleihen bezahlen<br /> lassen.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Der Bierlieferant wird wegen der beson-<br /> deren Bedeutung der Bierindustrie vom<br /> Staat teilweise entschuldet und von ei-<br /> ner belgischen Investorengruppe &amp;uuml;bernom-<br /> men.<br /> <br /> Die Bank wird vom Staat mit Steuergel-<br /> dern gerettet.<br /> <br /> Der Bankvorstand verzichtet f&amp;uuml;r das ab-<br /> gelaufene Gesch&amp;auml;ftsjahr auf den Bonus.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Gefunden von Klinge<br /> _<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;</div> Nyquist