http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=DT_86_70 DT 86 70 - Revision history 2026-05-18T07:39:04Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.19.0 http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php?title=DT_86_70&diff=5915&oldid=prev Nyquist at 23:13, 17 January 2011 2011-01-17T23:13:57Z <p></p> <table class='diff diff-contentalign-left'> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr valign='top'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black;">←Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black;">Revision as of 23:13, 17 January 2011</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=de&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;sl=de&amp;tl=en&amp;u=http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php%3Ftitle%3DDT_86_70&amp;prev=_t&#160; 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font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">&quot;Weil ich keine Handtaschen mehr klaue!&quot;</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; _</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">&lt;/pre&gt;</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> </table> Nyquist http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php?title=DT_86_70&diff=5337&oldid=prev Nyquist at 19:28, 24 May 2010 2010-05-24T19:28:36Z <p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>[http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=de&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;sl=de&amp;tl=en&amp;u=http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php%3Ftitle%3DDT_86_70&amp;prev=_t English Translation]<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> ______ aus klinge's rumpelkammer _______<br /> ______ aus klinge's rumpelkammer _______<br /> <br /> ________________________________________<br /> <br /> Eine Nonne will das &amp;uuml;brig gebliebene<br /> Klosteressen an die Bauarbeiter einer<br /> nahe gelegenen Baustelle verteilen. Um<br /> deren christliche Gesinnung zu pr&amp;uuml;fen,<br /> fragt sie einen: &quot;Kennen Sie Pontius Pi-<br /> latus?&quot; Der sch&amp;uuml;ttelt den Kopf und ruft<br /> seinem Kollegen zu: &quot;Wei&amp;szlig;t du, wer Pon-<br /> tius Pilatus ist?&quot;<br /> Der sch&amp;uuml;ttelt den Kopf und ruft: &quot;Nee,<br /> warum?&quot; &quot;Seine Alte ist hier und bringt<br /> ihm was zu Mampfen!&quot;<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Peter: &quot;Herr Lehrer, wo liegt ERKORN?&quot;<br /> <br /> Lehrer: &quot;ERKORN? Wei&amp;szlig; ich nicht. Nie ge-<br /> h&amp;ouml;rt. Wie kommst du darauf?&quot;<br /> <br /> Peter: &quot;Wir singen doch jetzt immer:<br /> 'Uns ist ein Kindlein heut geborn<br /> von einer Jungfrau aus ERKORN'.&quot;<br /> <br /> * * *<br /> <br /> Sagt die Mutter zur Tochter:<br /> <br /> &quot;W&amp;uuml;rdest du bitte aufh&amp;ouml;ren, dauernd<br /> 'Prima' zu br&amp;uuml;llen, w&amp;auml;hrend ich dich<br /> aufkl&amp;auml;re?!&quot;<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Sonntagfr&amp;uuml;h. Es klingelt an der Haust&amp;uuml;r.<br /> Meier wirft sich schlaftrunken den Mor-<br /> genmantel &amp;uuml;ber, stolpert zur T&amp;uuml;r und<br /> &amp;ouml;ffnet. Drau&amp;szlig;en steht die Telegrammbotin<br /> und lacht sich halb tot.<br /> <br /> &quot;Wohl noch nie 'nen Mann im Morgenmantel<br /> gesehen?&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Schon, aber noch kein Ei im Knopfloch.&quot;<br /> <br /> * * *<br /> <br /> Was sagt Mama Dracula, nachdem ihr Ju-<br /> nior zum erstenmal zugebissen hat?<br /> &quot;Ach du liebes Bi&amp;szlig;chen...&quot;<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Der Bettler tr&amp;auml;gt ein Schild um den Hals<br /> auf dem steht: &quot;Bitte um Unterst&amp;uuml;tzung,<br /> damit ich zu meiner Familie kann.&quot;<br /> <br /> Ein Mann dr&amp;uuml;ckt dem Bettler f&amp;uuml;nf Euro in<br /> die Hand und fragt: &quot;Wo ist denn Ihre<br /> Familie?&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Im Kino!&quot;<br /> * * *<br /> <br /> Dackel Wastl zu seinem Freund Boxer Har-<br /> ro:<br /> <br /> &quot;Sieh mal, da ist eine neue Laterne; das<br /> m&amp;uuml;ssen wir begie&amp;szlig;en!&quot;<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Zwei Arbeiter haben Reparaturarbeiten in<br /> einem Kloster. Sie bewundern die Gem&amp;auml;lde<br /> und eine Nonne erkl&amp;auml;rt sie ihnen:<br /> <br /> &quot;Das ist die Jungfrau mit dem Kind, das<br /> ist die Jungfrau mit Heiligen...&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Gro&amp;szlig;artig&quot;, sagt ein Arbeiter. &quot;Und das<br /> Bild dort, ist das auch eine Jungfrau?&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Nein&quot;, erwidert die Nonne, &quot;das ist un-<br /> sere Oberin!&quot;<br /> * * *<br /> <br /> Das ostfriesische Rezept f&amp;uuml;r Gurkensalat<br /> beginnt so: Man rasiere einen Kaktus...<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Ein Mann im Zugabteil springt auf, rei&amp;szlig;t<br /> einem Mitreisenden die Zeitung aus der<br /> Hand und verschwindet im Klo.<br /> <br /> Als er zur&amp;uuml;ckkommt, sagt der Mitreisen-<br /> de: &quot;Sie unversch&amp;auml;mter Mensch! Das war<br /> die Zeitung von heute...&quot;<br /> <br /> Erwidert der Erleichterte: &quot;Mir wurscht,<br /> bis morgen konnte ich nicht warten!&quot;<br /> <br /> * * *<br /> <br /> Man ist so lange nicht besoffen, wie man<br /> auf dem Boden liegen kann, ohne sich<br /> festzuhalten.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> T&amp;uuml;nnes und Sch&amp;auml;l treffen sich. Da fragt<br /> Sch&amp;auml;l den T&amp;uuml;nnes: &quot;Wo hast du denn die<br /> zwei blauen Augen her?&quot;<br /> <br /> T&amp;uuml;nnes: &quot;Von der Rolltreppe.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Wieso Rolltreppe?&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Ja, da fuhr eine Frau vor mir, die hat-<br /> te den Rock im Po eingeklemmt. Da habe<br /> ich ihn rausgezogen. Sie nicht faul und<br /> knallt mir eine runter.&quot;<br /> <br /> Sch&amp;auml;l: &quot;Und das zweite blaue Auge?&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Ich habe den Rock wieder reingesteckt!&quot;<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Nachdem die Mutter ihrem Sohn einige Be-<br /> griffe in englischer Sprache beigebracht<br /> hat, fragt sie ihn eines Tages:<br /> <br /> &quot;Wie hei&amp;szlig;t 'Junge' in englisch?&quot;<br /> <br /> Der Sohn antwortet: &quot;Boy.&quot;<br /> <br /> Die Mutter: &quot;Und wie lautet 'M&amp;auml;dchen' in<br /> englisch?&quot;<br /> <br /> Darauf der Junge prompt: &quot;Boyerin.&quot;<br /> <br /> * * *<br /> <br /> Der Apfel f&amp;auml;llt nicht weit vom Pferd.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Zwei Schulfreunde treffen sich. Einer<br /> ist Seemann geworden und hat einen Haken<br /> statt der rechten Hand.<br /> <br /> &quot;Was hast du denn mit deiner Hand<br /> gemacht?&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Tja, Shanghai. Ich will &amp;uuml;ber Bord klet-<br /> tern, da schlagen die mir einfach die<br /> Hand ab.&quot;<br /> <br /> Beide treffen sich sp&amp;auml;ter wieder. Der<br /> Seemann hat nun auch noch ein Glasauge.<br /> <br /> &quot;Na, wieder in Shanghai passiert?&quot;<br /> &quot;Nein, Helgoland!&quot; __&amp;gt;<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> &quot;Wieso in Helgoland?&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Ich gehe am Strand spazieren, schei&amp;szlig;t<br /> mir eine M&amp;ouml;we ins Auge - beim Versuch,<br /> den Dreck rauszuwischen, habe ich nicht<br /> an den Haken gedacht!&quot;<br /> <br /> * * *<br /> <br /> &quot;Fr&amp;uuml;her sind mir die Frauen immer mas-<br /> senhaft nachgelaufen.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Und warum heute nicht mehr?&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Weil ich keine Handtaschen mehr klaue!&quot;<br /> _<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;</div> Nyquist