Ymgve at 22:03, 5 July 2007

2007-07-05T22:03:14Z

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this time we will present you
the rest of the ADVERTISEMENTS,
some funny WORLD-RECORDS and
other senseless crap like a
POEM about the vietnam war !!!!
(may be you can soon compare it
with the persian gulf ???)

but let's start with the addys.
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hey GORDON/AUTHENTIC ARTS,you
bloody bastard,next time you
put stamps on the envelope or
you'll get in the deepest
trouble !!!
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REMEMBER : never write any
groupnames on the
envelopes if you
write to a german
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...and here some funny WORLD-
RECORDS,enjoy them !!!

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-the fattest man (still living),
is the american T.J.ALBERT
JACKSON.his weight is 404 kg.
(yo bbj,just kidding willy !!)

-the smallest still living man
is ANTONIO FERREIRA from
portugal,he's 0,75m tall.

-the longest car ever build is
the CADILLAC AMERICAN DREAM.
it's 18,3 meters long and in-
cludes a swimming-pool,3 tv's,
a bar,microvave and the possi-
bility to land with a
helicopter onto its roof.

-the longest TAXI-TRIP took
about 12133 km.it begam on the
19.9.81 in london and ended
after driving through 12
countries on the 18.10.81 !!!

-in EGYPT you just have to have
the ability to drive with a
car 6m forward and backward to
get your driving licence !!!

-the best sold cigarette is
phillip morris MARLBORO.
(correct...)

-the greatest ever produced
CIGAR is 5,95 meters long and
has a weight of 262kg.

-the longest name of a city is
krungthep manahakhon bovorn
ratanakosin manintharayutthaya
mahadilikpop noparatratchatani
burirom udomratchanivetmahasa-
thon amornphiran avatarnsathit
sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit
which is the old name of
BANKOG.it (should)contain 167
letters (if you translate it,
it would be 175 !!!).

-the smallest MAGAZINE in
europe is the diario di roma,a
(fan)-mag of the pope.it's
12,7x6,8cm small.

-the first COMIC-STRIP was the
yellow kid that was published
on the 18.10.1896 in the new
york journal.

-the first COMPUTER was the
colossus that was build in
1943 in bletchley park/great
britain.

-the biggest COMPUTER on the
earth is the nasf in the
science center of the nasa in
palo alto,california (usa).it
costs about 100.000.000 us$.

-the STRONGEST BEER on the
world (most alcohol in it) is
swiss samichlaus from the
brewery huerliman.it has about
13,94 vol.%.
(hey,who sends us some bottles)

-the longest DANCE ever done in
a discothec was done by the
brithish john sharples.he
danced anout 371 hours.

-the longest KISS between the
amercians eddie leven and
delphine crha took them 17days
and 9 hours.
(not bad,really....)

-20 students from the gymnasium
VOGELSANG in SOLINGEN managed
it tto survive 73.15 hours of
maths without a break.date :
28.2.-3.3.1986 !!!
(really weird,it must be a mad
city !!! yo stocki.)

-the longest ROCK-CONCERT took
about 2000 minutes.33 bands
played in augsburg/germany
nonstop.

-the BAR with the longest name
is the club in the raphael
street in london/england.it's
called 'henry j. bean's but
his friends call him all hank
bar and grill' !!!

that's it with the world-
records for this month.if you
own one on the c-64 then just
send it to us !!!

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now to our poem...read it
and think about it !!!

NAM BRAYMER
five days requiem for vietnam

monday :

the voice again,
same hollow tones,same pitch,
tabulating death like baseball
scores,
100 gassed in tunnel,80 bagged-
the ghastly figures of the new
arithmetic,
the body count by ghouls.

tuesday :

who made them crawl in the mud,
who taught them murder,
who sent them to die or even
worse to live legless or blind
or just remembering,
gutted corpses,spilled brains,
bleeding sockets,armless
children,breastless mothers ?
- and what would jesus say ?

wednesday :

what must we do before you hear
us ?
we march,teach,write,sing our
anger,paint banners in our
blood,
burn up cards that bid us to
the slaughter,
and in the ultimate scream
ignite our flash.
what must we do ?

thursday:

again and once again
the master pulls the strings,
demands consensus,and the
puppets dance.
i tremble for my country,that
we must walk with downcast
heads,ashamed.
and what will history tell of
us
who let such monstous things go
on ?

friday :

i who am not at home with
prayer find myself muttering
lord,strike them dead !
let the betrayed not go un-
avenged forever !
spain,guatemala,santo domingo,
vietnam-
how many other stations of the
cross ?
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Ymgve at 22:03, 5 July 2007