Ymgve at 21:56, 5 July 2007

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<pre>elcome to the rubric called
MISHMASH, containing all kind
of different serious, funny,
strange, cool, etc things.
this month we've got the true
facts about CHARLES DEENEN and
MANIACS OF NOISE, based upon a
story which was written in
culture's paper-mag SHOCK #2.
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last venlo meeting (augustus
1990) one of our staff-writers
showed an article to CHARLES
DEENEN which concerned him and
his behaviour. we from "CORRUP-
TION" know him well and we
already knew that a few of the
written "facts" are false. we
asked him to tell us the REAL
FACTS about everything. we do
NOT want to kiss his ass, but
we just want to prove that
stories like this are NOT
neccesary (unless they are
totally true !!). every GOOD
magazine does a lot of research
before they come up with wild-
west stories. all the following
statements have been checked
by us.

all quoted text are the real
answers:

first the story about the
synthesizer performance. "C.D
said he had agreed to come if
all expenses should be payed
and if JEROEN TEL wanted to go
as well. after a chat with
jeroen we laughed about such a
silly question (who want to
play on a stupid copy party
for almost nothing ??). but c.d
felt sorry for this little kid
and said jeroen and he would
come. c.d said they kept on
ringing (who would take them
serious ??) and had to come up
with some excuses. luckily (??)
jeroen had a motor-cycle
accident a day before this so
called party and this was our
excuse. indeed jeroen didn't
have a scratch (although he had
a sore hand), but who cares ??"

now the adjusted and corrected
"facts" which pim wrote:

"c.d made a routine on the C64,
AMIGA, ATARI ST, NINTENDO
GAME-BOY and NINTENDO GAME-
CONSOLE. the c64 routine was
in no way ripped from any
other existing routine. we
don't care about you thinking
or telling it, but just for
the record. the raster-time
was big because of the less
time c.d had spend on writing
it. if JEROEN wanted to have a
new extension in the routine
this had to be done quickly,
so no time was left to do any
improvements. also the routine
was totally built in a way to
accept other data from other
play-routines and to work as
quick as possible with it in
certain assemblers.
C.D wrote an amiga-driver
which was reasonable (it did
the work). M.O.N got more and
more orders in that time to do
music for amiga. c.d hired a
guy called FREDERIC HAHN.
after doing several try-outs
he agreed with c.d that he did
not qualify to do music for
M.O.N. after a while frederic
rang c.d asking him to do the
music for UNREAL. frederic
also said c.d had to use his
routine for it. c.d (and R.O)
used frederic's routine to do
the ingame tunes. frederic
afterwards agreed that c.d
could use his routine to do
future planned pieces. c.d
also improved the player on
some points and at the moment
frederic is writing an editor
for the play-routine. all that
crap about hiring frederic,
getting legal rights and
kicking is pure nonsense. ring
frederic hahn if you have any
doubt about this. sound-fx-
play routines were written by
c.d".

"C.D never kicked JEROEN TEL
out of M.O.N., but it was time
to split up. jeroen was
getting slow (it took him 4
months to do BAD BLOOD music)
and c.d got tired of all the
responsibilities and all the
paper-work (most of the time
until late at night). jeroen
indeed made a new player for
the c64, but this one was
designed to forfill jeroen's
needs only. yes, this means
shorter raster-time, but it
had nothing to do whether
jeroen needed c.d or not".

"SHOCK magazine stated that c.d
never had any contracts with
software companies. at this
time C.D picked some contracts
out of an index and showed
them to us. MANIACS OF NOISE
was a registered firm (unless
some so called music-companies
like LORDS OF SONICS). it is
useless for stupid 16 year old
kids to sign contracts. they
aren't legal anyway. the
reason why M.O.N was a legal
firm is not the software
industry, but the company's
presentation video's. video-
production firms want to be
insured of delivery. if you're
not registered (in holland one
has to registered at the cham-
bers of trade "KAMER VAN KOOP-
HANDEL") they can't execute
any contract in case of non-
delivery etc. software com-
panies want to be insured that
one delivers the music (or
soundeffects) within the given
time-limit. if one fails, they
can declare all the costs they
had. in other words: M.O.N.
had to pay for delivery screw-
ups. also these contracts
secured us of being paid. if
companies are not willing to
pay their debts, you can ask
for total sell-out of such a
firm, but only in case you're
a registered firm as well.
oh, anyone out there who is
still thinking c.d. made this
story up, ask c.d if you can
see some contracts. he'll
show them to you.
if pim is familiar with all
the leading software firms,
he must know of the contracts
and agreements. ask software
firms like MICORPHOSE,DINAMIC,
ORIGIN,INTERPLAY,HEWSON etc.
they will tell you all the
details about it. yeah pim,
life is a bitch, or not...."

"the choice of music depends on
the taste of development
manager. their is only one
software firm who let the
programmer decide what he
wants; DOUBLE DENSITY. but off
course, our LITTLE PIM/LOUDNES
made a trillion soundtracks
for games and knows all the
details. it is true that the
choice of music depends on the
budget from the software firm,
but that's a lucky guess."

"a long time ago, c.d did his
music editing with a P.C,
using a modified p.d.s system.
but after 3 weeks it was more
a pain in the ass than any
help, so everything has been
sold to somebody in venray,
holland. name and address can
be obtained by c.d"

"in the end NERD PIM wrote
something about soundeffects
on the c64. he said c.d does
not know how his routine works
and that the effects are based
upon pure luck. well, we don't
know if pim has counted all
the soundeffects c.d made in
last few years, but the number
is more than 2000. if somebody
did more than 2000 good
soundeffects, you have to
admit that such a person knows
what he's doing. although
most unnatural complex sfx are
test and trial soundeffects,
everyone who has done soundfx
for games knows that the
ring-modulated sounds are the
difficultiest ones to do,
especially when you just start
experimenting with them. but
why should ZZAP c64-magazine
write "this sword-clang is the
best thing i've heard on the
c64 so far, it's even better
than the BARBARIAN one" in
their 'MYTH' review if c.d
did it 'just on pure luck'.
but just in case; anyone who
wants to know exactly how the
c64 routines work can write
to c.d and ask. if pim
obtained the info about this
from R.OUWEHAND than it's not
his fault. indeed c.d didn't
know exactly anymore how the
c64 play-routine worked when
explaining it to the kiddo
r.ouwehand. if you keep in
mind that he didn't do any
work on the c64 since a YEAR,
it's not such a miracle.
everybody who's interested can
buy the soundeffect and music-
editor from DIGITAL MARKETING
starting from november 1st.
off course the player is the
same thing as always, but the
editor is something completely
different this time. both
editors are designed to make
full use of the c64, and
giving you every option you
need. examples: none of the
editors until now had a
function to save the source-
code of a player and the data
to an assembler. this time
it's not you being a slave of
an editor, but the editor
being a total slave from you!!
please ask any further details
to DIGITAL MARKETING GERMANY".

if any disk/paper-magazine
wants to write a beefy story
about any person and which is
in any way false, just forget
it. CORRUPTION will write the
real background story again !!
also if any disk/paper magazine
get hold of a "story", please
CHECK IT OUT first and try to
ask honest people if it's true
or not. hey shock, if this pim
person is polite, let him make
excuses to c.d.

a couple of other facts:

- C.D is going to work for a
firm called INTERPLAY (pro-
ducers of games like battle
chess and dragon wars) doing
players, music, game-routines
etc. on all available home-
computer and game-console
formats (mainly fm-towns, p.c
nintendo and cd-tv).
- JEROEN TEL is going to work
for a firm called ICONOTEK
doing music and games for a
new gaming-system called
PRIVATE EYE. he is going to
a 2 month course first to
learn the new hardware.
- JOHANNES BJERREGAARD is doing
music on amiga for his
friends only. he's also
playing in a JAZZ BAND, so if
you're in kopenhagen
(denmark), visit one of the
jazz-clubs in town.

MANIACS OF NOISE STOPS ALL
ACTIVITIES ON THE 30TH OF
OCTOBER IN THE COMPUTER-SCENE.
maniacs of noise will have a
name-change in the video-promo
world.

watch out for the new style in
house music called 'FLY-HOUSE'.
first hit single will be 'this
job ain't done' by the BOYS
NEXT DOOR. ready for release in
mid september.
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to all magazines: please check
first all facts before relea-
sing stories which are not
true. others don't release such
a story. it's just for the mags
own advantage.
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so...here is the rest of the
addresses.as you have already
read there was no memory left
for the wanted corner !!!

(removed)

now an article by HELTER-
SKELTER / ATG :

lamer group at large
--------------------
a new lamer group out -> FLOP !
yeah...you can guess what this
motto is ...'our name says it
all'.
now i've seen groups such as
LRU and LOP put out so-so up to
date (meaning the current year
wares).
but the lamers in flop are
really lame as you can also
probably guess.yes,they use
lame INTRO-MAKERS and not like
lru or even lop these lamers in
flop not only rerelease wares
but they release shit that is
two and three years old.not to
mention shitty shoot'em up
games !
only in america you say ?
well,if that is the case,for
god's sake,don't even move here
or plane to live here for that.
but seriously why would anyone
want to be labeled a lamer,let
alone he in,or associated with
a lame group ?
the answer then lies within
these lame BASTARDS who....
1)claim they are elite.
2)try to do us a favour by re-
releasing shit already out.

puh...give us a break,people
like this (as lame as flop)
should be shot.

why did god waste such good
recycable flesh on people like
this ?

i guess we'll never know,but
until then...don't waste your
time by d/l flop shit because
their name says it all !!!
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Ymgve at 21:56, 5 July 2007