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Yet another joke chapter done by Carnage<br />
for all the funny guys in the scene.<br />
Just enjoy yourselfs- even when the joke<br />
isn't that good- just drink some beer<br />
or something like that- it will make<br />
you laugh (it made me laugh!).<br />
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What is the resemblance between a cop<br />
and a 1000 dollar note?<br />
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When you need them- you can never find<br />
them.<br />
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'Do you really love me?' a girl asks<br />
her boyfriend.<br />
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'Very much, my love.'<br />
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'More than Adam loved Eve?'<br />
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'Much more of course.'<br />
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'Why is it of course?'<br />
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'Because Adam didn't have any choise.'<br />
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Two girlfriends come across.<br />
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'You are looking tired.'<br />
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'I can believe that. My husband is ill<br />
and I have to watch him day and night.'<br />
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'Don't you have a nurse to do that?'<br />
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'Yes I do- that's why I have to watch<br />
him.'<br />
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Peter's dad plays the violin.<br />
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One day his dad is playing and he asks:<br />
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"Why is it taking you so long to saw<br />
through that box?"<br />
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"That man is as strong as a bear!"<br />
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"No wonder! He eats a lot of meat!"<br />
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"That doesn't mean anything- I eat<br />
a lot of fish and I still can't swim!"<br />
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A guy is walking with a pig on his<br />
shoulder.<br />
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Another guy walks by and says: "You<br />
won him on the fun fair- didn't you?"<br />
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"Yes- I did" says the pig.<br />
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A boy talks to his girlfriend.<br />
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"Isn't it fun that we have a<br />
courtship in secret?" says the boy.<br />
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"Yes- all my girlfriends are jealous"<br />
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A man walks into a pub- he jumps over<br />
3 tables- walks over the ceiling and<br />
makes a summersault and than sits down<br />
at the bar and orders a beer.<br />
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"That's strange"- says a costumer to<br />
the bartender.<br />
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"Yes it is"- he answers "normaly he<br />
orders a tonic."<br />
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Yes these where all the jokes for this<br />
issue.<br />
See you later in one of my chapters+<br />
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CARNAGE is out</pre></div>Ymgve