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scene stories..........by mr.brain
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howdy sceners!if you are bored and
wanna have some fun,you're at the
right place.(or was it the left
place ?! -ed1) well,what you will
read here is only a joke! none of
them are true for sure,and the
names written haven't got anything
to do with their real owners.(yep,
sure,we believe ya! -ed2)

ok,here you go...

MR.BRAIN and NIGHTSHADE were
travelling by ship,but there was
an accident,and the ship sunk.so,
these two guys found a small
island to survive,but they weren't
alone on the island.there were
local CANNIBALS who just wanted to
catch these guys.one day,walking
along the beach the two saw the
cannibals running towards them.so,
they started to flee.mr.brain
climbed to the only tree in the
island,but NSD couldn't! cannibals
caught him and f..ked him shouting
MOKOKO,he,he.

the same thing happened the next
day,BRAINY managed to climb the
tree first.so,cannibals caught nsd
and did the MOKOKO again !! the
following day,cannibals chased our
heroes again,but this time,BRAINY
helped his friend and said:

"HEY,THEY ALWAYS F..K YOU,BUT I'LL
HELP YOU CLIMB THE TREE AND I'LL
STAY DOWN THIS TIME."

so NIGHTSHADE climbed.when the
cannibals caught brain,one of them
shouted:

"WE ALWAYS MOKOKO THE ONE DOWN
HERE.LET'S GET THE ONE ON THE TREE
AND ENJOY HIM!"

hih,hoh,hah,heh...

after many years,this island had
other survivers.these guys were
VENGEANCE and BIZARRE,hih,hih...

while these guys were having
fun exploring the island,they saw  y
the famous cannibals,and the
CANNIBALS saw them,too.then the
chase started.after many hours,,
the cannibals caught the duo.

they asked VENGEANCE if he wanted
mokoko or death ? he considered
these two choices and decided to
choose mokoko,as he thought any-
thing woould be better than death.
so,they gave him an enjoyable
MOKOKO.later,they let him go.

then,it was BIZARRE's turn to make
the deadly decision.he said he'd
prefer death to die like a real
man ! the chief of indians said he
understood and ordered:

"MOKOKO TILL DEATH!"

nha,ha,ha... this was greaat!!


i have another story for another
friend called SPLATTERHEAD..

it was his birthday(august 8,three
days after mine. -ed1) and his
father asked if he wants anything.
he wanted a small tennis ball with
red spots.his father asked why ?!
splatter answered:

"I CAN NOT TELL."

so his father didn't buy any.next
year,daddy asked again.sph wanted
a small tennis ball with red spots
but he again didn't explain the
reason.so,daddy did not buy any.

after many years of the same crap,
one day splatterhead had a deadly
disease.he was about to die,and
daddy asked:"boy,do you want

"BOY,DO YOU WANT ANYTHING ?"

splatty replied:

"YEAH,I WANNA SMALL TENNIS BALL
WITH RED SPOTS."

daddy was upset,but he promised to
buy one.then he asked:

"WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT THAT?"

splatty replied:

"I WANNA PLAY TENNIS"

and he died,he,he.(nooo,he didn't
and will not for a long time of
course! -ed1)

well,after having fun with some
friends in scs+trc and o+h,our
victim is a nice chromancer! his
name is joost (yes,you SYCO!!)

after many years,SYCO got married.
one day,his friends saw him drunk
in a bar.he was very sad.they
asked for the reason.he said:

"I WILL BE A FATHER SOON."

his friends got suprised...

"HOW NICE! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH
THAT?"

syco said:

"NO PROBLEM NOW,BUT THERE WILL BE
ONE WHEN MY WIFE HEARS ABOUT IT!"

he,he.it was a nice one,,eh? you
see all our friends have a weird
story,but i will especially keep
up those NIGHTSHADE stories if he
can't sell our games until next
issue and continue giving the
games to MICRO(n) brained people!

howdy! this is the end.from now on
i will be your nightmare.feel the
brain grab you by the balls with
his weird stories.

  freddie in elm street!

        nope,worse...mr.brain.
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