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european something.....by mr.brain
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welcome to dis exciting part where r
i intend to give you some info you
surely did not know before.

let me begin by saying turkiye is
about to join the europe union,ye!  ing
erm,the copyright will then be up-
held with more intensity for sure,
which(unfortunately)also mean that
i'll have to stop selling games to
the compy-shops(baeh!)

despite this fact,traveling to the
foreign countries is likely to get
a hell lot easier.and we'll have a
better chance to visit the parties
held in europe.

anyway,here goes the report...



POPULATION

throughout a majority of da worlds
population (more in the poor ones)
there is a fast increase in number
but in europe there is a decrease.
b'coz europeans are older in age..

the ratio of young people decrease
while the old agers are increasing
the total of 15 e.u. countries is
370,000,000 and in year 2030,it is
astimated to decrease down to 365
million. nigeria alone is to reach
the total of e.u. in population.



LIFE CONDITIONS

europeans live about 20 years more
than the homo-sapiens in the other
countries.ermm,average age for the
death of women seem to be 79 , and
74 for men.

the explanation behind their loong
living is obviously da standard of
life.euros are lucky to have about
a million doctors,and that is more
than they need.
                                  en is
there are 80000 unemployed doctors
in italy and 30000 in spain.



RELIGION

there is a considerable amount of
non-believers in europe.france has
a ratio of 19% ,and the dutch have
more than fifty percent.

the christian dominate europe with
a smashing 54% and 22% of that lot
are protestants leaving orthodox a
five percent.greece is the one and
only orthodox country in europe !?
there are also muslims boiling in
in the soup with 6,000,000 and jew
with 2,000,000.



LANGUAGE

one european out'o three can speak
english. luxemburg is leading the
race, with each citizen being able
to speak english,german,french,and
luxemburgish(or whatever!?)

about 50% of da dutch can speak at
least two languages.also da danish
are the same,strangely enough,only
one english out of three can speak
more than one language.

erm,around the globe:

440,000,000 ......... use english,
340,000,000 ......... use spanish,
170,000,000 ...... use portuguese,,
120,000,000 .......... use french.



now check this out...

^ 63% of the french and 67% of the
  italians could not spot japan on
  the map(how interesting!)

^ 12% of europeans think the sun   frenc
  rotates around world,haha.puke!

^ 50% of the young people does not
  know the number of countries in
  the united nations.



MARRIAGE

most of the europeans avoid gettin
married.in the recent 20 years,the
ratio of divorcing is 3 times more
while marriage decreased to 20%...

according to the report,couples in
europe prefer living together in-
stead of getting married.

the average number of children per
family is 1.5(yeah,half kid rules)



some international words about the
marriage crap...

germans  : marriage starts with
           fire,ends with ice.

italians : marriage and spaghetti
           is nice when it is hot.

french   : love is a selfishness
           between 2 people.(ha?)



PETS

there are 66,000,000 cats and dogs
in europe.some 40% of the families
in ireland own at least one dog.it
is 9% in greece.



DRINKS

water is rarely popular.beer,wine,
coffee,and tea seem to rule !!each
german boozer drink 144 liters of
beer,while the danish drink 126.

southern europe prefers wine.each
french drink 75 liters of wine in
a year.the irish consume 2 liters
of water and 200 liters of tea in
a year.



FOOD

the italians eat 117 kg macaroni'n
pizza.the irish eat 105 kg potato,
and greeks eat  195 kg vegetables.
most cheese-lovers are in france..
with 20 kilos for each dude.



FREE TIMES                          5 kg

euro dudes watch tv in their spare
time.they also read newspapers and
books.sports,going to the movies'n
the theatres are popular,too.

half of the british read newspaper
aswell as every 1 greek out of 10.



SMOKING

disasterously,33% of the europeans
smoke,and greece takes the number
one spot with 43%.portugal is the
lowest with 18%.



and then all europeans get togetha
and go fishing,hehe..(funny-me!)

yep,this was all.hope you enjoyed
the hell out of this.



     the good

            the bad

                   the brain!
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