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<pre> *Interview

 Yes, again we were on a worldwide sail
 and the strong winds brought us to
 friendly waters. But since we are
 pirates we thought about plundering
 something. And we found the Trinomic
 island,on which we tortured the owners
 GALEN/TNC and PUSSYMASTER/TNC, while
 the rest of the buccaneers plundered
 the island. Croon used his battle-axe
 and all his powers to let them answer.
 The names of people are changed into:

 *[?] is the sign for a questioner

 *[!] is the sign for an answerer

 *PJD is a shorten form for PJ Dynamix!

 *GLN is something like Galen.

 *PSY is the name for Pussymaster...
                       So here we go...
 Croon is swinging his battle-axe and
 PJD asked the first question....

 [?]PJD: Pussymaster, would you please
         describe Galen.
 [!]PSY: Looks ugly, has no hair on his
         chest, no orderly shoes,....
 Galen shows his chest and there are
 some hairs, really...
 [!]PSY: ..They are only sticked, short
         hair, you may think he is a
         nazi.
 Galen tried to say something...

 [!]PJD: You can say something, it will
         be recorded.
 [?]GLN: May I please describe him now?
 [!]PJD: No, pussy, go on. Tell us
         something about his haircolor,
         eyescolor and if there is
         something in his nose, ha!
 [!]PSY: Haircolor, I mean, the light
         falsifies it all a bit,I would
         say, blond, perhaps?
         Yes,ok green? That was the
         eyecolor, and what else.
         Hair on his arms? Or should I
         only mention them...
 [!]PJD: He is white and non colored!
 [!]GLN: Correct!

 [!]PJD: Ok, now Galen please tell us
         about Pussymaster..
 [!]GLN: Pussymaster, ok. Micro stature
         looks like 'Kloeckner von
         Nothredame', platt food,
         rake nose, classes in his face
         direct over both eyes, strange
         eh? Yes, ok, the head is a bit
         long, has spastical moments in
         every minute, haircolors dark
         brown and eyecolor is red with
         violet points...
 [!]PJD: No, serious,...
 [!]GLN: Really, red with violet pionts
 [!]PSY: Don't spin around, man!
 [!]GLN: Ok, green!
 [?]PJD: Green?
 [!]PSY: When he says so..
 [?]PJD: What of that was true?
 [!]GLN: Really?
 [!]PJD: Yop.
 [!]GLN: It was not true, I'm totally
         good looking....
 [!]PSY: Pimples, pimples...
 [!]GLN: Pimples are german and by the
         way, they show, that I'm
         potent..
         But in average it was true,
         how he described me....
 [!]PSY: Ok, I mean, I never looked in
         a mirror, but I believe in me
         to look quite good!

 [?]PJD: Now Galen, tell me about your
         weight, size,...
 [!]GLN: I'm about 178 cm tall and my
         weight is 53 kg. I'm an good
         electrician.
 [?]PJD: No girlfriend?
 [!]GLN: No girlfriend.
 [!]PJD: Tell me yours, Pussymaster!
 [!]PSY: Weight between 60-70 kg and
         I'm 180 cm tall.
 [?]PJD: Girlfriend?
 [!]PSY: Much...
 [!]PJD: Really? Details!
 [!]PSY: Nicole: 90-60-90, ....

 [?]PJD: Your dicksize?
 [!]GLN: I don't know, just test it.
 [!]PJD: Ha,ha,ha. He holds his fingers
         in a 2cm distance and will
         soon tell us a cheated result.
 [!]GLN: In 'erected' lenght: 12 cm
         and normal just the half of
         it.
 [!]PSY: When he has 12cm, I have the
         double of it.
 [!]PJD: 24 cm, quite ok.

 [?]PJD: Yes, you are both in Trinomic
         and Galen is the leader and he
         should tell us something about
         the crew.
 [!]GLN: TRINOMIC-SUPER GROUP (ED.:Ha!)
         Will soon reach the tops, I'm
         sure, yes 19 people today, in
         5 countries, what is missing
         are cracker...
 [!]PSY: And Comic Pirates...
 [!]GLN: Ah, yes, we need someone for
         cleaning the toilets..
 [!]PJD: No, you must rudder on the
         pirates-ship.
 [!]GLN: What, I'll be cannonier on the
         ship. 6,3,1. (Ed.: Result of
 the shooting compo in the garden...)
 [!]PJD: Yes, after 10 days of hard
         training. (GLN: 6 points, PJD:
         3 points and Croon 1 point..)
 [!]PSY: One week holidays on the ship
         of the pirates...
 [!]PJD: Soon,...
 [?]PJD: A complete memberlist, or is
         it to hard for you without any
         written help?
 [!]PSY: In alphabethic order. Start
         with 'z'. Zack, zack, zack!
 [!]GLN: Stop talking...
 [!]PJD: Without paper...
 [!]GLN: Galen, Macho, Firewalker,
         Gorefest, Ritchi, Pussymaster,
         X-Tro, Curly Sue, -Bupp,bupp
 [!]PJD: Ha,ha,ha,ha
 [!]GLN: ,...Kik, Dr. Loot, Gordon,
         Mystic, Kuga, Mr. Legal, Magic
         Gofa, NDC, that's it...
 [?]PSY: 19, or not?
 [!]GLN: That were 19.

 [?]PJD: Your political attitude?
 [!]GLN: Skinheads and Rights are to
         left for me. Healthy middle!
         Depending on the situation,
         Sometimes I'm more right and
         sometimes more left...
 [!]PJD: But nice short hair you have!
 [!]GLN: Yes, looks nice on me!
 [?]PJD: NOP. And your attitude?
 [!]PSY: I don't have one! Green, ok!
         Left and right not.

 [?]PJD: Now something about your
         equipment?
 [!]GLN: I have a printer (Star LC-10),
         two floppies and two C64's
 [?]PJD: Without your light-shit. Discs
         how many?
 [!]GLN: A nice TV and 400 discs, legal
         240-250 discs.
 [?]PSY: Two C64's, an ugly cartridge,
         two floppies, Epson LQ-400
         (is a printer), few joysticks,
         a huge amount of discs and a
         monintor and TV.
 [!]PJD: As you know: Galen is now the
         proud owner of the sexdoll,
         which was a present by us in
         Comic Pirates and you. Do you
         know about him testing her?
 [!]PSY: I don't know, but I can
         imagine, that he rides a few
         hours on her...
 [!]PJD: Yes, have you, or not?
 [!]GLN: Yesno. Always, when I come
         into the action-phase, the air
         comes out. It's shitty..
 [!]PJD: Yes, than you have to insert
         the stopper correct.
 [!]GLN: I inserted it correct, it
         flies always out.

 [?]PJD: Imagine you are HE-MAN, what
         would you change in the world
         or in the scene?
 [!]GLN: I would use that chance of
         mega strong muscles to cheat
         myself to the top of a state.
         That means, that I will be a
         dictator and I'll force all of
         the Pirates.
 [!]PJD: No chance. Take a closer look
         at Croon, ha, ha!
 [!]GLN: Ok. I don't force any pirate!
 [?]PJD: Do you have something,you want
         make then, if there is some-
         thing left?
 [!]PSY: I don't read much comix and so
         I don't know what HE-MAN is!
 [!]PJD: HE-Man is strong and he has
         the power..
 [!]PSY: I have no idea.

 [?]PJD: Ok, Galen. You told me , that
         Death/Hitman is the boyfriend
         of one of your members. You
         seem to worry about that, tell
         us why?
 [!]GLN: He tried to get in couple with
         Curly Sue..
 [?]PSY: Tried, is that still over?
 [!]GLN: Now he has her, and that is
         the shit, that's because I'm
         so angry.
 [?]PJD: So you as a leader must know
         her age? Say it!
 [!]GLN: She is 12 1/2 and Death is
         17 years old. I think the
         people reading this could
         think the rest.
 [!]PSY: You are 21 and she is 12 1/2,
         whouw!
 [?]PJD: And you wanted her to be your
         girlfriend? That would be 8
         and a half years difference!
 [!]GLN: This fix to her was...
 [!]PSY: Standard, standard,...

 PJD, Croon and Pussy laughing....

 [!]GLN: Pussy took the word out of my
         mouth.
 [?]PJD: Yes, I mean, that would be a
         strange difference?
 [!]GLN: That may be, but we need not
         discutate, that my character
         is better that the one from
         Death.
 Croon an Pussymaster wispering some-
 thing....

 [?]PJD: What have you said there?
 [!]PSY: KF!
 [!]PJD: KF? Kidsfucker! Ha, ha!
 [!]PSY: Ha, ha, ha!
 [!]PJD: Yoh, I won a price!
 [!]PSY: That were 10 condoms from
         Pussymaster!
 [!]PJD: Thanx.
 [?]PJD: Tell me about your hobbies!
 [!]PSY: Drinking, Volleball and
         soccer, knocking people down,
         that's fun for me.
 [!]GLN: Yes, mine is sexdoll riding!
         Fucking, that is my sport,..
 [!]PSY: ...with dolls or animals!

 [?]PJD: How would you describe a lamer
 [!]GLN: A lamer is one, who has no
         plan, but wants to talk about
         everywhere. Correct, Pussy?
 [!]PSY: I don't know.

 [!]PJD: Enough craptalk, let us start
         brainrushing. Galen should
         start, than you..
 [?]PSY: And what about him?

 (Ed.: He ment the axe-swinging Croon!)

 [!]PJD: No Croon is here to kill you
         in the moment, when a wrong
         word will leave your mouth.
 [?]PJD: Best Demo-group? Without
         Trinomic and Comic Pirates!
 [!]PSY: Shit,I would say Comic Pirates
 [!]PJD: Thanks
 [!]GLN: Crest.
 [!]PSY: Light.
 [?]PJD: Cracking Group?
 [!]GLN: Legend.
 [!]PSY: Illusion.
 [?]PJD: Game?
 [!]GLN: Ninja triology.
 [!]PSY: Commando.
 [?]PJD: Demo?
 [!]GLN: Living chips.
 [!]PSY: Cosmail.
 [?]PJD: Cloth?
 [!]GLN: Nice combinations.
 [!]PSY: Cult cloth.
 [?]PJD: Coder.
 [!]GLN: Flamingo
 [!]PSY: Yabba.
 [?]PJD: Cracker?
 [!]GLN: Powerplant.
 [!]PSY: Chrysagon.
 [?]PJD: Swapper?
 [!]GLN: Bissop.
 [!]PSY: Incubus.
 [?]PJD: Drink?
 [!]GLN: Beer.
 [!]PSY: One box beer! Krombacher beer
         and turbo-drinks..
 [?]PJD: Musican.
 [!]GLN: JCH.
 [!]PSY: Bappalander.


 [?]PJD: A neat spell you want to say?
 [!]GLN: I'm not a boy for one night,
         I want to be captured.
 [!]PJD: Your spell, you can say
         Comic Pirates are pure cult!
 [!]PSY: Comic Pirates are pure cult,
         so now I'll get 1000 DM.
 [!]PJD: No, that was a joke... ha,ha!
 [!]PSY: Asshole!

 [?]PJD: Tell me about your nicknames?
 [!]GLN: Pussymaster is titled: Vagina!
 [?]PJD: And yours?
 [!]GLN: Holgi, or boss!
 [!]PSY: Usual we call him asshole!
 [!]GLN: Drunkard.

 [?]PJD: What do you think about wars
         in the scene?
 [!]GLN: If someone has an opinion, he
         must be prepared to execute
         that with fighting...


 [?]PJD: Any friends in the scene.
 [!]GLN: Comic Pirates and all Trinomic
         members. JTF/Sunrise. And all
         my contacts, ofcause.
 [!]PSY: Also all my contacts and PP.
         'Piraten-Pack'.
 [!]PJD: Thanks.
 [!]PSY: Please...

 [?]PJD: Ok, I think that should be
         enough now. Any last words to
         my radio, then speak now!
 [!]GLN: See you in a better world.
 (Ed. Galen doesn't know, that a radio
 can't see...)
 [!]PSY: Comic Pirates rules.
 [!]PJD: Nice.
 [!]PSY: Nice, eh? But costs you again
         some money.
 [!]GLN: Don't start something with
         girls!
 [?]PJD: What are you? Homosexual?
 [!]GLN: No, I don't mean usual girls,
         I mean girls like Curly Sue.
 [!]PJD: That's is, best thanks.
 [!]Gln+PSY: Hey, yo, bye....


 Well, after a phonecall from Galen,
 we had to delete most of the text. And
 finally we did, because we don't want
 to be the responsible persons for
 coming wars. Normally we would print
 all spoken texts, but Galen got some
 phonecalls and that was before we gave
 this interview out. Maybe the text on
 the cassette would cause some wars,
 but we aren't interessted in causing
 any wars, so I deleted all the text.
 Just the best bytes, I had to cut out,
 but that's not my fault. Blame Galen!

 Ok. If you want to get interviewed,
 contact me. You can fill in a sheet,
 see me on a party or call me for crazy
 live-interviews. Just Dial: XXXXXXXXXX
 and ask for XXXXXXX.
                                   -PJD</pre>