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2008-09-03T11:57:45Z

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==Charts==
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yeah...here are the charts!
DANCE FLOOR CHARTS....
1.vanilla ice ice,ice baby
2.808 state cube
3.enigma sadeness part 1
4.dream warriors my definition
5.dna la sereissima
6.klf what time is love?
7.renegade soundwa. thunder
8.front 242 tragedy for you
9.public enemy burn hollywood
10.candyman knockin' boots
11.2 live crew banned in da usa
12.deee-lite groove is in the
13.the grid a beat called luv
14.george michael freedom
15.after one tom's diner rap
16.snap cult of snap
17.twenty four seven are you dreming?
18.fehlfarben/westbam ?
19.after one real sadeness
20.soul ii soul missing you!

here are the charts,which u voted....

lp-charts...

1.SUICIDAL TEND. light,camera,revolut.
2.faith no more the real thing
3.george michael listen without prej.
4.red hot chili the uplift mofo party
5.matthias reim reim
6.fuel same
7.mc hammer please,hammer dont h.
8.ac/dc thunderstruck
9.snap world party
10.d.a.d no fuel left for the

oops! strange charts,i think! anyway
suicidal folx seem to live everywhere!

da SINGLE charts

1.LONDON BEAT i've been thinking...
2.vanilla ice ice,ice baby
3.ludichrist most people are dicks
4.dna tom's diner
5.suicidal tende. u cant bring me down
6.pet shop boys so hard
7.anthrax got the time
8.front 242 tragedy for you
9.mc hammer pray
10.suidical tende. send me your money
11.emils experiment
12.chocolate ritmo de la noche
13.ac/dc thunderstruck
14.enigma sadeness part one
15.depeche mode world in my eyes

£

not quite much dis time but we have
serious time problems! coz now it's
7.pm and i(rough) have to have 40-50
sendings ready tomorrow 10.am!
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==News==
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NEWS

sorry for not too much but we have se-
rious time troubles!

-madonna's new video 'justify your love
has been banned by most of the tv
channel! MTV will only show it from
1100pm to 700am
-linda mccartney,wife of paulie-boy re-
leased a cookbook! haha!

-da fuckin' band happy mondays started
their tour!

-on 1/12 has been the worldwide aids
day! a lot of things were done 4 that

-guns n'roses are the headliners of the
rock in rio festival we told ya about
in da last issue

-the vocalist of SUICIDAL TENDENCIES,
mike muir said that the JUDAS PRIEST
management wanted the process 'bout
the two boys who suicided. he said
it should be as a promotion that the
name judas priest is in all the mags
and on tv. judas priest said no to
this statement. for this statement the
s.t. were baned from the list of the
expectants for the j.p. tour.

-ANTHRAX made a home video for all fans
it contains videos that have never
been shown on any tv. e.g.:the un-
censored version of 'madhouse'.

-w.a.s.p. isn't dead.they will release
a new album soon. only thing is that
it will be made by blackie lawless +
w.a.s.p. what means that blackie
splitted from the band.

-the SEPULTURA-drummer igor was put in
the brasilian army. some time later he
and again released because of his
exessive tatoos.

-there will be a new MOTORHEAD album
titled '1916'.

-elektra are currently making a compil-
ation for their 40th annyversary.
some of the bands appearing on the lp:
metallica,lynch mob,faster pussycat,
the big f ..amm

-the new SCORPIONS album was just re-
leased. it's called 'crazy world'

-there will be a STAGE DIVING CONTEST
sponsored by WEST, the cigarette com-
pany. it's held on the 02.12.90 in
the 'zeche' in bochum of course in
germany. you can win a fly-winner-
trophy and a stage diving licence 1.
class (no joke).
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==Tests==
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yeah! da record review chapter got rea
ched by your BLOODFILLED EYES...

the following tests were all done by
yer fav rappin' freak ROUGH ofcoz...

some people complained about only punk
metal tests in the last edition so'ere
we go...

PUBLIC ENEMY/burn hollywood burn

ofcoz another split from FEAR OF A
BLACK PLANET! it's again as great as
all the other songs! they are pulling
down all da fuckin' moviemakers ,who
produced old movies,where the BLACK
MAN is the slave! anyway rap of 1st
class rating... 78%

JANET JACKSON/love will never do with-
out you...

do ya know all the others releases from
the lp 'RHYTHM NATION 1814'! yes! then
forget this bullshit! because this song
is totally different&great! best pop
dancefloor music! especially great the
video,where you can see janet jackson
one time not playing the stupid puppet.
she even looks damned PRETTY! if you
have the odd feeling that you have hea
rd the song before...CONTEX released a
longer time ago a digi of this song
rating... 81%

anyway this song keeps the lp from be-
ing the worst of 1990 in my opinion be
cause the rest is purest shit!

PETSHOP BOYS/being boring

in the last edition we previewed the
song and here's the review... one thing
about the song is to say...IT'S BORING!
SO HARD was not so bad but this song
is totally meanless! nothing effective!
those guys had their great times with
ALWAYS ON MY MIND or the legend IT'S A
SIN but the new songs are simply poor!
rating... 42%

FRONT 242/tragedy for you
yeah! one of my fav's just brought us
their new release and it i must say...
GREAT! if u like electronic body music
or techno you will have the lp anyway!
bad cat said it reminds him a little
bit of DEPECHE MODE! he's not so un-
rite! but this one is even greater!
rating... 83%

808 STATE/cube

yeah,the masters of TECHNO strike back
to present their new single! a very ni
ce song with a lot of kewl effects!
rating... 71%

RENEGADE SOUNDWAVE/thunder

unbelievable! this record is one of da
best in the past weeks! it features a
great rhythm,great voices! people if u
like funkin' aroun to cool TECHNO MUSI
C go and buy the lp!
rating... 87%

N-JOI/anthem
this song is one of those nowadays ver
y often released SWINGBEAT/SOUL songs!
a nice voice and a danceable beat but
its too average! i dont think that dis
song gets famous!
rating... 52%

NIGHTMARES ON WAX/aftermath

another techno remix but sounds more
pseudo for me! noone will know this
song anyway rating...57%

CARON WHEELER/uk blak

the new song from the ex-soul ii soul
singer grinds to your record player!
the pretty girl just did another nice
danceable soulhouse song! hear it more
often and ya will love it if you dont
like it first! rating...68%

MICA PARIS/south of the river
yo! another cute soul tune! sounds not
bad,could get a chartbreaker but a lit
tle bit too slow for my taste! cool vi
deo! check it out one more time!
rating...62%

HAPPY MONDAYS/kinky afro

this should be a dancesong! the rave
musicians had a nice 1st song! but dis
one is totally meaningless crap! no
beat,no fun! no action! one of the wo
rst rave songs ever
rating...27%

C.C.MUSIC FACTORY FEA.FREEDOM WILLIAMS/
wanna make you sweat

if you put this record on your player
the crowd really gets sweat! it's a
chartlike song with cool house effects
to have more action and soul rhythms
to come up to chart songs! very dance
able! for yer club&party! especially
great is the rapping guy,which i have
the odd feelin' have seen before but
really cant remember where!
rating... 79%

MAXI PRIEST/human world of art
to say it at first i dont like maxi's
'close to you' and this tune sounds
very similar! maybe the whole lp 'bona
farte' sounds like this! not my taste
but maybe u like it!
rating...43%

SOUL II SOUL/missing you
yes,you are rite ! jessy b did it gain
to bring you his great melodys. maybe
it sounds a little bit like the rest
but that doesnt mean it's bad ! more
the opposite is the case! it proves a-
gain! '1990-a new decade vol.ii' is 1
of the best soul lp's!
rating...73%

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do you not agree with our ratings just
send as a letter and tell us what YOU
like ,but not 'i love new kids on the
blocks!'just b4 getting an orgasm!

DREAM WARRIORS/my definition of a bom-
bastic jazz style!

nope! that's...that's...daz bombastic!
hear it and love it! one of the best
rap songs of the year! the rhythm is
fabolous,the mixtures with jazz sounds
and other things fit exactly to the gr
eat rap voice! you MUST have it! a hit
for sure in the next months!
rating...93%

GANGSTARR/jazz thing

another jazz styled rap song,a little
bit older than dream warrior's fab pie
ce,but also well done! not the best,
but good to calm down a little bit fr-
om all the action! by the way it's the
main theme of the movie 'MO' BETTER
BLUES'! if u havent seen dis movie yet+
like black people,intelligent movies &
good music...like me! watch it! 60%

LL COOL J/mama said knock you out!

yeah,the old maestro is back to rule!
with this song he wants to prove that
he ,although all the newcomers,the old
LADY LOVER (ll!) is still da best!
not the best,but rap from finest! he's
still #1,but only in having a big
mouth! anyway,good piece!
rating...64%

MONIE LOVE/down to earth

you sure knew her before,but this song
is her best ever! her great voice was
used in great rhythms! fits perfectly!
by the way the video is quite funny !
watch it! hear it! enjoy! if she does
more of those productions she might e-
ven beat queen lattifah! thaz it!
rating...73%

yo ! BAD CAT here with some thrash
tests that will blow your mind :
TANKARD/THE MEANING OF LIFE (lp)

title rating
open all night 81%
we are us 85%
dancing on our grave 77%
mechanical man 74%
beermuda 79%
the meaning of life 88%
space beer 90%
always them 82%
wheel of rebirth 70%
barfly 75%

when i heard SPACE BEER the first time
i thought:i MUST have this lp.some days
later i held it in my hands.what an lp!
tankard always stood on the FUNNY side
of life with their texts.but this one
also some SERIOUS text.it's the best
of the four tankard lp's now.a thrasher
should NOT miss it!
overall rating: 88%

SODOM/BETTER OFF DEAD (lp)

title rating
an eye for an eye 89%
shellfire defense 85%
the saw is the law 80%
turn your head around 84%
capture the flag 76%
bloodtrails 83%
never healing wound 83%
better off dead 90%
resurrection 79%
stalinorgel 90%

the men in sodom really did a master-
piece with this lp! but while TANKARD
listens more like hardcore/punk,SODOM
is more on the hard thrash side.i think
this lp will become a real HIT for
sodom.i can only say: run to a shop and
BUY this thing! you won't find many
more lps with so many real good songs!
overall rating: 89%

£
SUICIDAL TENDENCIES/SEND ME YOUR MONEY

this is the second single released from
their mega lp LIGHT,CAMARA,REVOLUTION,
and it's like all other songs of the
lp a nice little hardcore song.in this
song the S.T. want to make you laugh
about the many SECTS in the u.s.a. if
you have not seen the video till now,go
and watch it somewhere.WELL DONE !
rating: 87%

AC/DC/MONEYTALKS

after THUNDERSTRUCK there is this song.
it's again a metal song by ac/dc. the
first release thunderst. was better in
my taste. watch out for the ac/dc tour
through europe in spring '91
rating: 65%
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==Adds==
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box of abyss connection
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legal swap,nice rap mjuzak

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only for legal swap

runner of security
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wanna have ur addy here ??? VOTE !!

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hip hop,house or hardcore,punk tapes?

rough / vision < no new c64 stuff
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==Special Reports==
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SPECIAL REPORTS

we are very sorry that we dont have a
report this time because....

1.JINGO DE LUNCH's report from away
didnt reach us in time!

2.HAUSALARM report,coz i(rough) was
under time presure!

3.no POGUES report,because my pal
matthew forgot it! oopsa!

next time we gonna bring ya sum of
coz!
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==Letters==
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DA LETTAZ CHAPTER
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we got some nice reactions but much
too less! complaining please to the
well-known address and in ENGLISH
language because we dont wanna trans-
late all the bull!

BOX/ABYSS CONNECTION...
yo pals!
nice idea from ya to realize a mjuzak
mag(can i call it?).but what ya think
'bout a better intro-sequence? allto-
gether good work... what about a little
rappin' corner? (only if you want)

red...well,i cant remember that we have
ever installed an intro before condom#1
strange,what? maybe u mean the menue?
we think it's quite cool! in the last
edition we couldnt include too much rap
things,but i(rough)installed a lot in
this one!

AWAY/ex-RADIUS...
hi condom'ers!
some days ago i've pumped in your nu
mag! voll geil! there are anyway so
few people,who write about metal and
hardcore in the compyscene! but i think
your mag is really EXPLOSIVE! the rea-
son for my letter is...i wanted to ask
if i could become an editor in your
mag! i would fulfill your taste...
labberlabber!

red...yeah,thanx for yer kewl answer!
ofcoz ya are up to now a MEMBER of our
staff! more infos on the phone,but ya
know it anyway already!

£
RUNNER/SECURITY...
hi freaks from condom!
here's runner/y! after i've read your
1st edition i thought to write you a
little letter.... it's REALLY GOOD,dat
you released one time a new magstyle,
because with that it'll have a big su-
rvive chance in case of already known
scenemags! it's possible that the mag
wont be liked,but i like your idea re-
ally! the DESIGN is all in all also
not bad. only sometimes are somewhere
in the text a few FLASHS too much.you
should fix that by reading it again &
and then it will be errorless..i hope
that u also got from other guys a pos-
itive reaction,coz only for the idea u
should get a big praise!

red...thanx for ya letter! sorry for
da wrong flashs, but it was 1 o'clock
when we finished it and were too tired
to correct it.
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==Previews==
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PREVIEW for the next edition...

first i have to tell ya a very big
sorry for this cheap edition but bad
cat and me couldnt do it in time bcoz
of school and a disease!

a lot of things will probably change
till next time! more about in the
next edition!

we will bring ya more charts and re-
ports!

£
but pleeze send uz yer votes'n react-
ions,or is it so difficult to write
sumthing down in just a few seconds
e.g.while a boring school lesson or
sitting at yer worktable...laber

anyway address alzo here...

CONDOM
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this way and NOTHING else except my or
away's address!

see you... rough / VISION

get a lot of fun with this mag,people
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